Amanduh

Cause I'm smart!

Q&A Q: What's the number 1 cause of divorce? A: Marriage

COME ON!!! LET ME RIDE ON THE HANDLE BARS!

Anyone want to cruise up to Granbury this coming weekend with me to the Boogie on the Brazos? Split gas money. Let me know... *Plan is to leave around 7am-ish Saturday morning and leave early Sunday to head back.

[CENTER]ON YOUR KNEES, MAGGOTS!!!! [/CENTER]

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and observes to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs. Men are like that, you know. *There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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Happy birthday sweetheart!!!!

WENDY ARE YOU FREAKN SERIOUS!?!?!? OH MY GOODNESS GIRL I WANNA GO DANCING WITH YOU NEXT TIME YOU GO! I was pissed when club Chicago closed it's doors!

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OH! Can I plead the 5th on this one..please?

*bows down* Sooo...what you doin this week? hehehee!

HOT! To Becca's bro: So how youuuu doin? Whatever are you talking about!?!?

*SCREAMS, DUCKS DOWN, AND RUNS FOR DEAR LIFE!!!!!!!* BWAHAHAHAW!!!! *What'd ya say!?!? BULLSHIT!!* WHAHAHHAHAA!!!

W00T W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wednesday night it's on girl!!! Hm.m...WHAT'D YA SAY!?!?!?!? BWAHAWHAHAHA GOOD GAWD YOU ARE TURNIN ME SO ...uhh...uhh...NORMAL!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! *My mom took the puppy back home*

I'LL DO IT I'LL DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Girl..think of this. Me and you go. Just us. i PROMISE by the end of the night I'll find you a dancin partner! If nothing else we can just line dance to that kick up your heels and back run a few time shit you two had me doing last time i was there! BWHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!! HELLOOOOOOOOO POOOL SHARKS!!!! TIME ONCE AGAIN!!!

What is everyone doing for sleeping arrangements? Hotel? Camping? I'm thinkin about campin out in my jetta LOL

BUT I WANNA BE IN THE ZONE!!! *GOES TO SNAP PIC OF ME & MY SWOOMA'S*

I dunno about that dude..It took all I had to make it through the 1st song on Brit's year end review...

it's been confirmed that Amy Chmelecki will be FF organizing at Skyfest! She'll be there all day Saturday and Sunday. Hope you guys are ready for some awesome jumps!

uh oh!!! Sweetie I hope you get better fast!! How long are you going to be down for jumping???? Oh crapaholies!!!!!! Call me!

It's confirmed that Amy Chmelecki will be doing FF organizing at SkyFest!

You guys are funny!

I have 2 warped tour tickets I can't use. June 25th..any takers!?!?