GTAVercetti

damn straight.

Which is exactly why I have not replied. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

That is a complicated set of smilies you have there. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

Might be a repost, but I couldn't find it: 20. The radio would be computerized, but you'd need to install 64 Meg of RAM, a new sound card, a game card, a new video driver, a CD drive, and type C:\radio\talk\rush*.* to get it to play. 19. The entire engine wouldn't be in the bay at once, and the car would have to keep stopping and starting to load in the relevant parts. 18. The speedometer would read 70 even though you are only doing 50. 17. You would have to have a full service every 500 miles. 16. Your car would refuse to start with a message "Abort, Retry, Fail?" 15. For some reason the engine controller would need a 1G hard disc and would take 5 minutes to boot up. 14. The steering wheel would be replaced with a mouse and you'd need to memorize the keyboard short-cut for "Brake". 13. A particular model year of car wouldn't be available until after that year- instead of before it. 12. They wouldn't build their own engines but form a cartel with their engine supplier. The latest engine would have 16 cylinders, multi-point fuel injection and 4 turbos, but it would be a side-valve design so you could use Model-T Ford parts on it. There would be an "Engium Pro" with bigger turbos, but it would be slower on most existing roads. 11. The air bag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off. 10. New seats would require everyone to have the same butt size. 9. We would all have to switch to Microsoft Gas. 8. The U.S. government would be forced to rebuild all of the roads for Microsoft cars; they will drive on the old roads, but they run very slowly. 7. The oil, alternator, gas and engine warning lights would be replaced by a single 'General Car Fault' warning light. 6. Sun MotorSystems would make a car that was solar-powered, twice as reliable and five times as fast, but would run on only 5% of the roads. 5. You would be constantly pressured to upgrade your car. 4. You could have only one person in the car at a time, unless you bought a Car95 or CarNT -- but then you would have to buy ten more seats and a new engine. 3. Occasionally, your car would die for NO apparent reason and you would have to restart it. Strangely, you would just accept this as normal. 3a. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail to restart and you'd have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you'd just accept this, too. 2. Every time the lines of the road were repainted, you would have to buy a new car. 1. People would get excited about the new features of the latest Microsoft cars, forgetting that these same features had been available from other car makers for years. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

My list is long. And I cannot be bothered to type it out right now.

Well, I really must go to sleep now (or try). Night all. Keep this crazy shit going. Someone get angry over something!!! Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

I am SO glad I tuned in tonight!

Its only proper that you be duly impressed. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

Not worthy of reply. ummm, you just did. I mean really, there is no way to post without hitting that reply button. And my guess is that you have no clue what my sig line even means. This is totally sweet. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

I like your style. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

Doubt it, when this happens at night, by the next morning, other threads have taken precedence and the shit calms down. But, for now, this is a really good show. Though it seems to be slowing down a tad. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

This shit is really fucking awesome! Lets keep the anger rolling. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

Yeah, one of ambien's side effects is memory loss. My next step is a sleep clinic. The drugs ain't working. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

YOUR NOT?? you're Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

I want to try lunesta. Ambien does nothing for me. but I figure it is like Nyquil. Too much and you are walking around in a fog all night. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

Well, cool your still tripping from the effects of LSD in the 60's?? Wow....Oh wow...Oh WowSer!...etc,,,etc,,,etc,,, You've met your match babe. Edit: I Know You Hate It.....But Oh Well. That shit is too funny. Met your match. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

No, because it has been broken down into smaller pieces. Easier to swallow that way. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

And yet, millions upon millions of animals defecate in the ocean every day. And you swim in THAT. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

Hallmark holidays...bleh. In much the same way as I feel about the diamond, I am not a fan. Take your SO out on a nice date on ANOTHER day, instead of the day you are SUPPOSED to. Guaranteed to mean much more if it is some random Tuesday. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

awww, you could have done better than that: "It says I could be paranoid." "Did you guys here that? Who says it? Its the cop's isn't it?!?!" at least. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

Oh pretty please. I think we already have the answer to that.

Stalking. Why who would ever think to stalk you, rl? Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

That was not subtle. That was just bad. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

i was just asking if anyone reading this thread skydives. i'm not sure what i did wrong. was it asking a question, or skydiving? which of these actions puts me in the wrong forum? blue stuff, p.j. What relevance does your question have to the thread at hand? While I am all for thread derailment, I like my derailment to build slowly. Not come from a question out of the air and apropos to nothing. Derailment is much more fun when it is subtle. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

I have no personality disorders. Yay for me!!!