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  1. I had not heard anything about it.
  2. Skymama my mouth vibrates when I humm!
  3. I remember some old rap songs. Remember "Jam on It"? What about "Rock It", that song that was all on keyboards ans synthesizers. It was on the soundtrack for some old breakdancing movie.
  4. Now DJ Run's my name And DMC is his He's Jam Master J It's Like that And that's the Way It Is It's tricky to rock a rhyme to rock a rhyme that;'s right on top It's tricky You say, tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky I met this little girly Her hair was kind of curly Went to her house to bust her out I had to leave her early
  5. In high school two of my friends videod their sex acts with these two girls at this party. The tape was not distributed and at school on the following week my two friends and I got called to the principals office and said that we were in trouble because the rumor was that we taped the girls. I told them that although I was at the party I had nothing to do with it and my friends told the principal that it was none of his business and that if they were suspended they would fight it. He let everyone go. The tape was pretty good though!
  6. Because it is orangeish yellow and it is slimy.
  7. Sebazz, Clay and Rhino would take up self mutilation. I on the other hand would probably just masturbate more!
  8. Leaving your mouth open like that can be dangerous. Yep, I am talking about my penis again!
  9. Have I told you all how much I like my penis?
  10. nws01

    tee hee

    She is a white Oprah Winfrey.
  11. ***Bong sounds*** Dude, you totally just nailed that moose man. Huh...huh...that was pretty cool. ***Bong sounds***
  12. I just thought this would be nice on top again! HH, you should make this stay on top like the forum rules in the Announcement forum!
  13. Ok. We saw the rear. Now tell her to turn around.
  14. Put a blind fold on her and tell her you have a surprise for her. When you get there yell out surprise. Then seem puzzled why she is not surprised and go skydive!
  15. Alright. It is time for me to concentrate on work 100% again. I might have a few high post days like PLFExpert has the past few days but no more post whoring. I need and want to succeed in work and I know I have become addicted to DZ.com but there is no financial benefit for post whoring. I will ask now that whomever I offended before please realize that I enjoyed having a "hot poker" in my hands and enjoyed all the conversations good and bad, locked and unlocked, with you all. Once we all meet in person we will understand each other a little better. Rhino at the WFFC is my case in point. I asked Muenkel to join us for the Saturday night boogie in Pepperell this weekend. Who knows...he might be in the balloon when I say "See ya!" Rhino...you are a post whore but I know a little bit about you now so I must say be cool, post less, relax before you post dude!
  16. You want a little visit from ChromeBoy? He is really a nice guy. He will not invade. Maybe irratate a little but no invading.
  17. I will see everyone there Saturday. I will be camping on Saturday night so I can drink all of Lawndarts keg!
  18. I play guitar. I write music on my acoustic guitar. One of my lifetime goals is to write and record an all acoustic guitar LP.
  19. nws01

    Haiku ;)

    God bless your sneeze.
  20. She came in last place? Did she get hurt because she only completed the first round. She is a definite hottie!
  21. Have you seen any Giraffes lately?
  22. That canopy looks similiar to some of the patch pants I have seen. Some freefliers must be color blind!