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  1. nws01

    Your age?

    I might have time Sunday night. I have to go to Napa Valley fro business but I will be back late that evening. It is my birthday Sunday too!
  2. nws01

    Your age?

    [Austin Powers Voice] Do I make you horny, baby? Do I make you randy? [/Austin Powers voice] Uhmmm...not really Deuce but I'll give you an "A" for effort!
  3. nws01

    Your age?

    I have a meeting Friday night but Lummy and I are gonna meet up at a bar probably around 9:30ish. If you are close by come on Deuce! I know it is a little too far for Seb but the more the merrier! We are not gonna drink at all. (Yeah right)
  4. nws01

    Your age?

    Are you flirting with me? You are married and not gay and I am single and not gay. What do you mean you are not to old for me? And I will never stop trying for SkyMama. But she hasn't changed her mind. No offense on the gay comment to those that are.
  5. nws01

    Your age?

    Bsquared and I discussed this this morning. Banana Flying Butt Sniffers Banana because they look like bananas in the arched position.
  6. Nope. Oh well, I tried to carry my rig on when I went to Perris and they said NO WAY loudly. I guess they think I was going to make a fun jump.
  7. Lummy you crack me up dude. You have to show me the hybrid twisty things Friday night when I am in San Ramon!
  8. nws01

    What's next?

    Not only that time frame, what about tomorrow? Do you think we will have a terrorist attack in the U.S. tomorrow? I hope not but it COULD happen.
  9. That is an emberassing moment, Dave. I had something similiar happen to me once. I fell asleep on an airplane with running pants on. A flight attendant woke me up when she put a blanket on me. Apparently she and the passengers were not impressed with the size of my erection!
  10. You know your a skydiver if you yell door when the elevator opens and you start turning points on exit with your three friends! Mock up Banana Flying Butt Sniffin!
  11. I love the way you look at me so much that I would live in your Barn or House!
  12. As a spanish cow says...."Moo chews grassias."
  13. Obviously you have not been lurking here that much. Clay LOVES Sheep! He is definetly the "sheep" type!
  14. If you removed all those arials and fonts we might be able to read it!
  15. Bwahahahaha! I always heard it as "Life's a bitch...and then you marry one!" I guess you have cleared that up! he he
  16. All the boys say, Hey Baby, Hey Baby, Hey Girls Say, Girls Say, Hey Baby, Hey Baby, Hey Hey Baby Baby Hey Baby, Hey Baby, Hey Boys Say, Boys Say Hey Baby, Hey Baby, Hey All the boys get the girls in the back I sofa king want Gwen Stefani!
  17. But you want it to be quiet so you won't, right?
  18. I always say a little prayer right before I exit the plane. I don't pray besides that. I guess it is just a superstition. *shrug*
  19. You know what? If you were to post a picture of your BOOBIES I bet it would get a little louder in here!
  20. nws01

    8-Way open

    Yes Viking you need to continue your B.F and learn some B.F.B.S. and then knee flying to be able to see BB fly. She goes vertical.
  21. Bwahahahahahahahah! I thought the same thing.
  22. nws01

    8-Way open

    I don't see nothin wrong with a little bump and grind I don't see nothin wrong, I don't see nothin wrong.
  23. My siblings think I am crazy (they are right) and think I have a death wish (wrong) because I skydive. I sent them the Perris picsand the videos and now they disagree. They have more understanding I guess? Oh well, I will do this forever!