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I could use a new liver. I know mine is shot. I like to eat liver too. With favre beans and a nice chianti!
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***Nathan bangs pots and pans together and yells, "Boobies, small canopies, sex with sheep, cheap beer, RSL's, Cypreses***
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I don't have a box. I have a dicky do. And after you spend a little time with me there will be room for him in there. Bwaaahahahahahah
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Nathan inspecting Betsy's box. Nope sir e bob. He ain't in there. I better feel around a little to be sure. There you go, nope not there. Where ISthat Deuce?
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Ok BB. Where IS that Deuce.
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I am not mean. I don't bite. I nibble. You'll like it. We can go shag afterwords too since we both have DZS #'s.
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That is funny. Giraffe tastes like chicken too. Funny how so many things taste like that one bird.
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But you have to wear the cheerleader outfit. Kay?
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The skunky, funky smelly green shit!
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If Tequila Girl shows up I will be back. Damn, three trips to Cali in one month...I might as well move there.
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Did you do the at that Redskins game or did you get a hot dog and a beer?
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I agree with Chris. I have had two cutaways due to line twists. I kicked and twisted until 1,800 feet and still did not have them out so I chopped. I MIGHT have been able to get them out but then again I MIGHT no have been able to. You don't want to be around the ground and unable to use your reserve because you are too low so stick with your hard deck.
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***Nathan licks his fingertips and begins rubbing his nipples and begins singing Barry Whites song "Lets Get It On" to Betsy***
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***Nathan goes running down the hallway covering his ears and singing lalalalalalala I can not hear you*** Just joking Keith.
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The skunky, funky smelly green shit?
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Ok Lumsters.
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***Nathan grabs beer from Zen, passes over to Lummy, Bytch and Sebazz and pulls up a seat for Zen.***
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Surfs Up....
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I landed in the dirt on one occasion. They set up a down wind landing pattern and I had to land out off the grass because of traffic. I was watching canopies and not the ground. Bifff...Bam...Boom. Sudsyfist laughed when I was covered in dirt. Luckily I demoed a Boomerang and I did not eat dirt when I face planted. I scratched the helmet though. I took a shower and washed my jumpsuit after that one though. It was smugly.
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***Nathan goes over and sits with Lummy and is watching Sebazz1 nibble on SkyBytches ear in the corner of the room***
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Yippee! This is better than being a Moderator! Sangiro, can I Moderate the Announcement forum. That seems like it would be a pretty easy forum to Moderate.
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Betsy will tell you about my lack of character. Nope. I have certain limitations. But I know TG and JP have limitations too and they have numbers.
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I am not a Post Whore I am a DZ Slut and I want my number. It must be official!
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Can I have a DZ slut #?
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It's getting hot in here So take off all your clothes.