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Nathan walks up to Betsy and says, "Bad news Seb isn't coming back. However, I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make the Bed Rock!"
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Nathan grabs his megaphone and begins yellin, "SEBAZZ....BYTCH...we are parting now come back. We won't hurt you. We only want you to have some fun!
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Nathan finishes and apologizes to Betsy. He then looks at the camera and in his best Bee Gee voice starts singin, "You can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a womans man. No time to talk. You can take that mallet and and put it down. To the ground. Cause it's alright and it's okay. I won't hump your leg again today. Ah ah ah ah Stayin Alive, Stayin Alive. Ah ah ah ah Stayin Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvveeeee!
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Nathan puts his beer down and starts humppin BB's leg. He wraps his arms around her so she can't go anywhere.
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BOOBIES? That sounds nice. It is close to 5:00 Deuce. Woptner will be on.
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Nathan puts the joint down to pass it around and back to him again. He think Seb is now as famous as Amous. He tells Deuce that he will not get paranoid. He warns him, however, that the stuff makes him really horny."
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Who is Zeppelin? Is she hot? You need to introduce me to her Deuce.
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I am at work. Posting while on a conference call. Getting ready to head for the beer in my fridge shortly though.
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Nathan looks at Lummy, Deuce, and BB and says, "Looks like sombody is gettin laid. Want another beer?"
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Nathan sparks a fatty. It will be funnier watching this while fattafied!
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No sir e bob. No video cameras here. Nathan turns his chair to face Deuce and Sebazz.
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If it is not on the oven which is turned on it doesn't have water in it. If it has water in it and you have it on a turned on oven it will boil.
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Nathan went and bought a keg of beer and pulls up a chair. He bought three more for Lummy, BB and Sebazz. He takes the gag out of Sebazzes mouth and cuts the rope. Seb has had his punishment. Nathan asks Seb, Lummy and BB if they want a beer and a seat?
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They have money to spend on cars and things.
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Hi Viking! Ever dream about sex? The real thing is 10 times better! Just joking with you man. Masturbation is close but not the same. I have never tried a blow up doll but at least you are laying on something! Clay might be able to loan you his inflatable sheep! Or maybe his livestock. Careful though, sheep have feelings too! Love ya man!
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"If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?" "The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty."
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"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock." "I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room." Your daddy must have been a baker, 'caus"e you've got a nice set of buns." "Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's." "There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass."
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Like Louie Armstrong plays the trumpet I'll smoke that bong and break you off somethin soon I've got to get my props cops commin tryin to snatch my crops.
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That's a good idea. I definetly don't want to hear him apologizing or anything. At least not untilit is posted. Speaking of which I wonder where it is?
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No sir e bob. When I scratch his balls with a hot fork I want to hear him scream. After he screams then we will gag him.
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Nathan finishes tying Seb up and joins Lummy by the wood he is putting up for the fire. He says, "I want to scratch his balls with a hot fork. He teased us. He is tyed up and he won't be able to do a thing"
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Nathan tying the rope up to the tree branch. "Let's not hang him yet Lummy. Lets just tie him up and gag him for teasing us. If the story is bad we will hang him."
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Where?
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Alright! I get a smart chick who is a hottie too! We will have to have children and send them to M.I.T. so they can talk to Bill Von on here translate it for us!
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What's a post whore?