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Who is Marvin and why isn't it his boogie? I mean, the guy is going to be there and all.

Good. When are you gonna come see me in Boston? Next time you need to come and not your parents! Leave the kids with them!

Are you flirting with me?

I know. But it never hurts to try. Besides, I saw your stomach on a thread and I haven't been able to get it out of my mind since.

It said in the other thread that being direct was the best way so I thought I would go for it!

PERRIS SUCKED! But in the nicest possible way!

Can I have one for free?

I am not bragging just asking! If someone else was to give it to you?

Skymama, would you blow me for a $1,000,000?

Being the boss is a good thing. Except when you have bad employees. Hire and keep the right people and your life is great and you don't really have to do much.

How far away do you live from Worcester? lol

Quotewe could get kinda kinky here...you give me a and i will give you a ...is that too forward?Quote Nope. I like a woman who tells me what she wants!

Why is your mouth opened like that?

You can always check out Rigs and Things Paraservice or Square One. They have nice sites you can shop from.

I doubt you can wear it out. I have been trying to wear my slong out since I hit puberty but it is like that energizer bunny. It just keeps going and going and going and going.

Your Odyssey was fine! What did you do with it? I like your new one though. That is the G4, isn't it?

You don't want to take a shower with your wife?

Smart Blond...Like Lewmonst! A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says that the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is ...why would you bother to borrow $5000?" The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

"I have a D License so I don't have to go see a friend from the other coast who is in town and going out with another dz.commer for a beer. Even when it is that persons birthday. My sink is more important!"

Officer, I have a D License and that means I can do anything so you can not give me that speeding ticket.

I will play without beer. I will play with beer. Have no fear.

Maybe I will flirt with her now that I know she has good taste.

What do you call a blond with a dollar on her head? All you can eat under a dollar!

I will not flirt with Lewmonst even though she is a total hottie. I will not.

Come to Houston and we can make it a three way!