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How about you make a few more posts and become an addict. How do you like them apples?

I know. I am just hassling you about landing in the bush next to the road. And then the carving into the ground next to the Wind Blade.

Do a trick SkyMonkey! Then we will have cock-a-tilios!

Landing your canopy on your feet!

Damn Canadians. (Nathan walks away shaking his head.)

I sure hope so. That would be a long drive to find out nobody was there.

That calls for some post whoring then. Do you like apples?

1 year and your just an Old Hand. You are slow.

Build a custom chopper. They rock!

What do you have against my penis, Bytch?

I am in Yuma, AZ with nothing to do but watch the Golden Knights skydive all day. I would help for beer.

You can have a case but I want two cases. Or a keg.

Plane ticket and a keg of beer!

DaGimp, I bet you had some good pain killers when you hurt your foot!

I bet they are Poopie Trim tapes.

Why did the Canadian lose a spelling be? Because they were asked it spell Canada and the person spelled it C-a-n-a-d-a...A. Get it. You all usually put an A at the end of a sentence.

Exactly!

Possibly joing the Air Force. It is much warmer here than on the east coast.

Trim - When you ask a friend if they got laid. Poopie - If they did it up the poop chute. Poopie Trim - If they did it in both. Just in case you wanted to know.

Thinking Air Force. We will see though. Army puts you in a swamp with mosquitos. Mosquitos bad, sky good.

I am not packing canopies anymore. I'll pack your chute anytime though! Bwahahahahaha!

Bwahahahahahah! What up Monkey?

Me So Horny by Two Live Crew... [What'll we get for ten dollars?] [Every 'ting you want] [Everything?] [Every 'ting] [Ooh! Don't do that, baby! Ahh!] [Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me! Aaahh!] [Ooohh!] Chorus (repeated during breakdowns): [Ahh! Me so horny!] [Me love you long time!] Verse 1: Brother Marquis Sittin' at home with my dick on hard So I got the black book for a freak to call Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits Said, "Yo, this Marquis, baby! Are you down with it?" I arrived at her house, knocked on the door Not having no idea of what the night had in store I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny Chorus Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice Girls always ask me why I fuck so much I say "What's wrong, baby doll, with a quick nut?" 'Cause you're the one, and you shouldn't be mad I won't tell your mama if you don't tell your dad I know he'll be disgusted when he sees your pussy busted Won't your mama be so mad if she knew I got that ass? I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny Chorus Verse 3: Brother Marquis You can say I'm desperate, even call me perverted But you say I'm a dog when I leave you fucked and deserted I'll play with your heart just like it's a game I'll be blowing your mind while you're blowing my brains I'm just like that man they call Georgie Puddin' Pie I fuck all the girls and I make 'em cry I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny. Chorus Breakdown(4x): [Ahh! Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me!] Chorus Verse 4: Fresh Kid Ice It's true, you were a virgin until you met me I was the first to make you hot and wetty-wetty You tell your parents that we're goin' out Never to the movies, just straight to my house You said it yourself, you like it like I do Put your lips on my dick, and suck my asshole too I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny Chorus Breakdown (repeated till end of track): [Fuckie suckie] [Me fuckie suckie]

Skymama, will you post the pic of your belly ring and the boobies (semi concealed) again. I am bored in Yuma.

I love my penis!