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  1. Hey Seb. I actually jumped with that suit in Boston. You sold it to a guy who lives there now.
  2. I wasn't gonna comment on the deletion of it but it was rather funny. Does it cause destruction because it is diseased or something?
  3. Original recipe or extra crispy? Do they use mashed potatoes and gravy and biscuits too?
  4. Can they shoot cannons off in their backyard?
  5. The GK 8 Way team competed with members of the GK Gold 4 Way Team because of injuries, illnesses, etc. However, the people Ron has mentioned above are the 8 Way team training in Yuma, AZ this year.
  6. nws01

    Favorite Artist?

    I am at a military library and Cyber Patrol would not let me see those, Quade. I got to see the last one though.
  7. My screen looks like a piece of glass.
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    Favorite Artist?

    That's right. She was worried that I had you tied up in bed. And then we went to the Haunted House.
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    Favorite Artist?

    She is the one we took out to dinner. She and her kid, right? See, I remember.
  10. nws01

    Favorite Artist?

    Nope. I still remember all of it. That was a fun weekend. New Hampshire is beautiful. You just have to look out for those damn moose.
  11. I saw Mike is online on the Who's online screen. Nice photos, Mike.
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    Favorite Artist?

    Is that what fell off the wall and landed on us in bed?
  13. I haven't worked since October 2002. Just recieved my llast pay check today though. Now I need to find work again. The time off was nice though. Everyday has been a weekend.
  14. nws01

    Favorite Artist?

    Ummm, I don't remember it. Sorry. But that is just because you were throwing yourself at me the whole time I was there...joke.
  15. Yes. "My going rate is $10 but we can negotiate." -Deuce Bigalow
  16. The best way to make it enlarge is to have a female play with it.
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    Favorite Artist?

    One of my favorites is Jim Alford. The link below is some of his work. You can tell this guy loves the sky. He has a new print out called "Room for Luis" that is a room in the sky. I am trying to0 find the link of that one but I can't. Who is your favorite artist? Post pics or web pages. http://www.jimalford.com/digital_art.html
  18. Chuck, Kitty and Billy Bob are so loyal to you. They are the loyalist animals I have ever seen to their master. You knew he would do whatever it took to get back to you. He will be alright. I miss Billy Bob and Kitty. (Sending good vibes to Kitty)
  19. And here is his theme song by Weird Al Yankovick. Just imagine the music of Gangsters Paradise with it by Coolio. Amish Paradise as I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me, Ya know, I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milkin' cows Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699! We've been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise I churn butter once or twice Living in an Amish paradise It's hard work and sacrifice Living in an Amish paradise We sell quilts at discount price Living in an Amish paradise A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek I really don't care, in fact I wish him well 'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it An Amish with a tude? You know that's unheard of I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat And my homies agree I really look good in black... fool If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare We're just technologically impaired There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar Not a single luxury Like Robinson Crusoe It's as primitive as can be We've been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise We're just plain and simple guys Living in an Amish paradise There's no time for sin and vice Living in an Amish paradise We don't fight, we all play nice Living in an Amish Paradise Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter Raise a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anutter Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart? Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife So don't be vain and don't be whiny Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie We've been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise We're all crazy Mennonites Living in an Amish paradise There's no cops or traffic lights Living in an Amish paradise But you'd probably think it bites Living in an Amish paradise Ah oh oh oh, oh oh oh Ah oh oh oh, oh oh YECCH!
  20. Here is a Amish Hat you can order, Amish Boy. If you clicky on the buttons on the left you can get other stuff like Amish Furniture. http://www.lancasterharvest.com/store/hats_flat_top.html
  21. Bwahahahahahah! Actually, I think Sweeni9e came up with Amish Boy. I just said I was going to buy him a Black Amish hat for the dropzone.
  22. So your girlfriend rolls a honda Plays workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in back of her honda My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun.