linny

all this wedding and shower shit is lame. tell her to elope, buy her a toaster, and go to the airshow. simple!

*** You're awesome! I'd just like to give you props for your life style choices! Isn't it amazing how many people lack awareness of something so simple as their body's fuel. Most people care more about the grade of gas they put in their engine, then the toxins they put in their bodies. Your story is inspiring. I've recently added fish to my diet again as it makes my brain feel a little more sharp.. but in general I eat a pretty sad diet of convenience food. I'm totally aware of it which is the worst part. After hearing your reasoning, I know I'm going to make a change. Thanks!!!!!

i'm voting for livendive's rig.............. definitely the best!!! followed by a close second place with remster's bodacious rig. seriously tho, the dark blue and purple are great together. good luck val!

lori, i had a headache all weekend at perris. i didn't really make the connection to the insane heat (thought it was just the creeping. ha) but it makes sense now. it was like a sauna out there *

have you met him before GFD? if not, ask some random lady at the airport to go up to him and pretend to be you. even though he's seen a picture, it would still freak him out.

yay for Helpy McHelperson!!! ps. where've you been the last couple of weeks? did we scare you away??

i have sexual dreams all the time, with people whom i'd never expect. but it never fails that i wake up right when the good stuff starts to happen damn

hey jason... what you're experiencing is pretty scary. i've been going through it for a little over a year now also. when i had my hearing checked they mentioned something about cognition. not only was my physical hearing ability slightely diminished, but my brain was suddenly having trouble making sense of the sounds i was hearing.... thus asking someone to repeat themselves even though i caught a word or two. you really should get into a hearing specialist and have them run some tests. one suggestion they gave me was to retrain my ears to adjust to lower volumes.. for example, purposefully listen to the stereo at a significantly lower volume. i've also learned to be a lot more focused on the person who's speaking to me. it's hard, but you HAVE to tune out the background noises....... this takes patience. good luck jason oh and i'm sure skydiving has a little to do with it too. my ears are shot after a day of jumping. *

The person I think about when I'm falling asleep. You guys don't know who it is, but you know who he is

Perris Hilton is looking for a photographer for this Saturday's SSL meet........................

ok since this was brought up, i just HAVE to comment (even though it's a different thread entirely)........ Be careful guys. once you let a woman know you're attracted to her you've already lost. the only exception to this rule is if she already finds you attractive. IMO, it's better to go low pro.... make her wonder why you're not drooling on her. i could talk about this all day '

excellent call!!! i'll toast my non alcoholic beverage to that one

no offense taken WHAT-SO-EVER. any girls or women who would take offense at that comment, obviously take themselves WAY too seriously. there's a fine line between admiration and disrespect, and you didn't even come close to that line. i would like to add however that it gets pretty annoying sometimes listening to the "harmless" comments from some of the "harmless" men when you're trying to plan out a dive with them. or the random comments (particularly about sunbathers or girls who are packing with low cut shirts on.) sorry, just had to vent *

i had to take my mommy to the doctor, then to get her toenails taken care of, then do some shopping at the drug store for her, next i'm dying her hair and then possibly redesigning her disheveled eyebrows. this is all happening on a day i decided not to skydive so i could get my resume all taken care of and handed out to some local day spas..... if i do say so myself i'm bad ass daughter.

NO FAIR!!!! Everyone else showed you, now you have to show yours! ok ok ok......... JESUS!!!!!! i'll tell i'll tell, stop nagging already! hump sperm *yes, i'm a slam dancing sea captain who loves to hump sperm. i wonder how they knew that?

apparently i'm a slam-dancing sea captain........ and the rest ..? well its just Wrong! i think my laughter just woke my dad up

OH MY GOD

wow i like yours JP.... bet you hear that all the time from the ladies though.

i agree, and i realize that a lawsuit is probably the stupidest thing i could possibly do. my office is the least professional place i could ever imagine, but i never imagined it to go this far. thanks for everyone's sound (and not so sound) advice. i'm fucking pissed, but this isn't going to get the best of me. muah*

that's the best idea so far!

Bullshit. He didn't say HE was going to do anything. He said he HOPED. There is a difference between being an asshole and threatening someone elses life. I'd still like to hear from Linny, what she did to him (unbiased please). Funny how no-one wonders what she said/did to elicit this response. No offense linny, but while what that guy said was definately in the asshole category, but it doesn't sound like you're exactly innocent here either. Care to give the FACTS of both sides of the story? Blues, Ian -- my boss was upset about a particular customer at our work whom i've been dealing with for the last year. he has some mini 4 wheel quads at our auction and has been promising to pick them up for months (he's from az, we're in so. cal) but has never followed through with it. basically i failed my boss by not being able to convice this dude to stop storing his shit on our lot and pick up his vehicles. he yelled at me right after a meeting with his boss where he got "blasted" for them still being here. he knew they were still here, he knew i was having no luck, but still he acted as though i was purposefully keeping the vehicles there to piss him off. dude, this guy is just an ass. the other two women in my office and myself have all had sexual harrassment issues with him in the past in which we've delt with. just to let you all know, i had a meeting with ALL 3 general managers about this. my assistant manager (who was present during the said incident) and i wrote up exactly what happened. now i'm just waiting to see what happens. chances are he'll just get a slap on the hand, maybe get written up. but for sure, i'll be a target of his. thanks for your advice guys. i AM getting a new job ASAP one more question..... what would be the pros and cons of getting a lawyer and going that route? i could care less about recommendations and professionalism at this place, they've been fucking me for a year now, i'd love nothing more than to atleast offer my company a decent reach around.

indian tabla and sitar.

today when my boss was yelling at me, not only did he threaten me with "if you ever blindside me again, i'll blindside you." ........ but he followed that up with "the next time you go parachuting, your parachute won't open and you'll hit the ground really hard and break your legs!" at that moment i almost puked because i was so sick to my stomach. i've been really upset about this all day. does anyone have any similiar experience and/or advice to help. i just need a really good hug

In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- my office is so cramped that in order to get to my seat/desk i have to tell this 300 pound dude with no front teeth "excuse me", then i have to rub elbows with him all day (literally) . but that's just my day job. would anybody like to hire a newly licensed Esthetician??? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a beauty therapist sitting next to a 300lb toothless dude Would he not be really bad for bussiness Squeak Flying Hellfish #407 Have a nice day, unless of course, you've made other arrangments" "My Life Rocks, How's Yours' Going" --------- haha... we cozy up at the car auction where i slave over used car dealers. i dont work at a spa right now. hence why i was asking if anyone wanted to hire me. sooooooo, DOES anyone>? i can wax a mean eyebrow.

my office is so cramped that in order to get to my seat/desk i have to tell this 300 pound dude with no front teeth "excuse me", then i have to rub elbows with him all day (literally) . but that's just my day job. would anybody like to hire a newly licensed Esthetician???