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Certainly. If nothing else, I can serve as an example of what happens if you do not reach a high enough level of successitude when intervented. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

Is this thing still on? What time does the Skyvan get there? Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

Yes you do. If you are staying around DisneyWorld, that is exit 65 on I-4. 10 miles west to exit 55 and then about 25 south on Hwy 27 is Lake Wales. If you are staying on the east side of Orlando, Titusville would be closer, again about 35 miles. Z-Hill goes down to about Exit 18 (?) or so (it's the one after exit 22 going west. Already made that mistake, thank you very much.), then about 15 miles north. About sixty miles from the World. Lake Wale is closed Mon and Tue now, open Wed by appointment only. Call before you go. As already stated, Z-Hills is closed Tuesday and Wednesday. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

...except for that area just north of Miami Beach? Figure anyone is going to lose their job over that? A few years back, that's how Harvey Johnson became D7, you know. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

I heard Steve O was a skydiver. Why not get a tattoo like his? Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

What? You didn't see this: Maximal, baby. I'm in! Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

If you're talking about Puke, let me just say that I was going to be so smart this year and not even advance them into the Sweet Sixteen. Foiled again by Coach K and his boys. Go Honu, now! Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

Consider that Plan B. Plan A: Date a packer who doesn't jump. Always at the dropzone, making money, understands the mentality of skydivers (and lack thereof), and can help you out between tight loads (insert your definition here). Glad to be of assistance. I'm the idea guy. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

60 Minutes Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

Be careful when you pack, especially with quartering the slider and the front of the cells. Take your time with this part and make sure it is neat and even. The openings can be exciting. Open high the first few times and get use to it. I had it turn on me after opening and it built up speed in the turn quite rapidly. Stop it immediately when it does that with riser/harness input or you may end up unstowing the brakes to stop it. That will be before the slider is collapsed and stowed. Very uncomfortable to collapse and stow the slider after the brakes are unstowed. It was a great canopy once it was open and flying straight until I landed. Plenty of lift and bottom end. I believe in Brian Germain's book he tells you how to collapse the canopy after landing. Read it, know it, use it, live it. It can be a pain on the ground with high winds and no understanding of how to get the air out of it. As I said, I loved it when it was opened and flying. Transitioned from that to a Katana. Very happy with that move. Good luck. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

What's wrong with "They didnt even run it passed an editor."? Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

If you plug the three sets of coordinates into that equation, you should have three equations and three unknowns (a,b,c). Use Eqn 3 to solve in terms of "c" and plug that into Eqns 1 and 2. That should give you two eqns and two unknowns. Solve for one and substitute back into the others. That only works if your assumption that the form of the eqn is as you stated. Otherwised you're screwed, mathematically. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

Went to grad school with her. Even back then (91-92) you knew she was pointing to the astronaut program. Very, very intelligent. She was a pilot and her husband was an NFO. Use to wear very Laura Ashleyesque clothes; high collars and low hemlines. Would have never thought her capable of this. Several of our other classmates, definitely, but not her. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

Working New Year's Eve. Hadn't thought about it, but that sounds like fun. Hopefully Waikiki isn't too crowded. Go Trojans. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

Better than this one? Dedicated to all my friends who are haze grey and underway. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

I saw in Parachutist a while back that Bill Dause of Lodi received a jump certificate for 30,000 jumps. It was number two. I think there is a guy in PA that has number one. That is a very American-centric response though, and with NAFTA and all, the true high time guy could be anywhere. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

How about this one? Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

Go German; Speedo's and long black socks. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

Substitute Scarface in there and I'll start collecting money for Miller in '08. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

Hooknswoop, Tequilagirl, freaksis, Dove, Skreamer, PalmettoTiger Word. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

Heard the Immigrant Song and went looking. Found your site and downloaded a couple of things. "Creeps" and "(I see) Girls" are incredible. Used them for some of my personal videos. No money or I would have comped you. Honest. Were you on the headdown sequentials at Lodi? I watched that over and over. Unfuckingbelievable! Great skydiving and great music. Tremendous combination. You got my vote. Good luck. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

I believe you have to be in the Army to be on the Golden Knights. Practice your accuracy and develop (if you don't have one already. Probably do.) a winning demeanor. And it was really, really great talking to you. (Notice winning demeanor?) Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

Looks like you video'd right after a wet period. Lot of splashes even outside of the course. That just makes it more fun to watch though. Here's a clicky for you. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

11 Years Younger Pros - Insatiable Cons - Psycho Psycho outweighs insatiable every time. Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.