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I can't believe I have to say this,[frosty, cold, pale amber] "BEER"[/frosty, cold, pale amber]. What were the rest of you thinking? Congrats, dude! flyhi

I knew I had turned a corner in skydiving when I was more nervous about funneling the exit, going low, corking, or some such nonsense than about anything catastrophic happening. Keep jumping long enough and you'll eventually do that, too. flyhi

"Objection, counselor's badgering the witness! " "Overruled. You may treat the boy as a hostile witness." Sorry, Clay, I tried. flyhi

Whatever's on sale at Walmart. Better if they are purple. flyhi

Went to the store and after counting my change, realized the clerk gave me change for a twenty and I only gave her a ten. Insisted she take the extra ten back. Later that night, girlfriend said, "Do you still have that twenty you were holding for me?" There's ten dollars worth of good karma (or dumb ass karma) out there. Tell whoever's keeping track you can have 2.5 of it. My treat. flyhi

I was thinking of having my eustachian tubes tied. I know a lot of women have had good luck with that. flyhi

That's not giving away your age. Ask him if he remembers shot and a half capewells. That's giving away your age. flyhi

You're never wrong to express true sympathy and condolences after a tragic loss. Have seen everything at a time like that (food, flowers, shoveling snow, cutting grass, a hug, just talking) and if it comes from the heart, it is appreciated. He was a member of our family, and you are there for all of us. Although most of us never met him, he will be missed. flyhi

Use the link after flyhi

A guy from Raeford came south to FLA to jump last weekend. Don't know his name, but everyone referred to him as "New Dude". Asked him if he knew Chuck Blue and he said "Oh, sure." Then asked him if he knew Clay Fowler. Never heard of him. Hmmmmm........ "Is it hot in here or am I crazy?" - Charles Manson flyhi

Does anyone else think it's funny that Lodi is not a USPA dropzone but gets into Parachutist more than most? flyhi

A new gif. flyhi

With the right red sweaters, you can get all the jump money you need! flyhi

Actually, the speed of sound is only adjusted for temperature where there is atmosphere. The speed of sound is equal to 49 times the square root of temperature in Rankine. That gives it to you in feet per second. I am not a geek! flyhi

Flat, Pro, Psycho, or Trash? And of course I'm talking about what kind of woman you would want to date, not how to pack your parachute. flyhi

Dude, What's that left hand doing? flyhi

Osama's Inter-Cave Memo Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours and most of us are now deaf but we've really come together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says "There is no I in team" as well as the one that says "Hang In There, Baby." That cat is hilarious. However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave. While it's good to be concerned about bombers, cruise missiles, and those scary ass little remote controlled drones, we should also be concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you don't want to be stung and neither do I, so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've posted a sign-up sheet near the main cave opening. Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means that while we're taping, please do not run through the camera shot screaming bloody murder every time you hear a plane. It totally undermines the message I'm trying to send. Thanks. Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we're not supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think hygiene, especially after mealtime and PLEASE change your trousers after bombing raids. We're all in this together. Fourth: Food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly wrote "Osama" on the front, and put it on the top shelf by my bug repellent. Today, my Cheez-Its were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying. Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, and Bob. Love you lots. Osama flyhi

Pammi, You need to run a spell checker. I think that should be "for her ass". Two words. No need to thank me. I'm a giver. flyhi

I'm sorry, I don't speak English. What does that mean in American? flyhi

Worked with a guy who, to make a little money, was a jump pilot. After a particularly harried day of his "cargo" telling him how and where to fly he said to me, "If they were really worried about things going wrong, they wouldn't be jumping out of an airplane." He didn't last. flyhi

Jerry Lewis Those irrepressible little curmudgeons from The Family Circus Ziggy Watching anyone in the Navy march My Ex getting audited Committed-to-the-death Taliban fighters surrendering Hillary Network news anchors trying to explain the military flyhi

Ever had a Car Bomb? Fill a shot glass half full of Irish Whiskey (Can't remember the brand. Was it Myers?) and half full of Bailey's and drop the glass in a pint of Guiness. Bottoms up. That'll keep you warm. flyhi

Don't we risk copyright violations or trademark infringements if we go with this? If only there was a good lawyer around to advise us. flyhi

Lycra, it's a privilege, not a right. flyhi

Seems like a righteous price. Isn't it usually ~$60.00? flyhi