Scoop
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Thats a weird coincidence cos I found photo of you
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Me!? Nah... *twitches*
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Oh yeah! So true too. Me and my mates were pissed once and decided to raid Pizza Hut. I didn't know what a Margharita was and the girl (taking advantage of us) told us it was salt & vinegar. Cool we thought! Turned out obviouslly wasn't. When I woke up in morning tomatoe all on my clothes. No wonder those girls weren't too impressed. HAHAHAHA!
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Haha, no worries, all you could see from photo was its mouth and a bundle of fur!
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I traded him in for a more handsome, rugged model. Lol. And it was a German Shephard!
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OK, but did they touch you in any way?
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Thats some funny shit. Did they get you deliver some special 'kebab dishes' in unmarked packages around the town too?
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Now that fucks me RIGHT OFF! Overflowing kebab breaking in half. There is just no need! Need to sort their act out pronto. No turkish.. I said a fucking little bit of chilli sauce you twat!
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mmmmmm yeah, comforting aint it. Haha, well its 2.28am over here and we have nothing better to do. I'd be in the pub if were still open!
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Oh yeah mate, perk of the job. We all like to get a free 'shower' at the end of the shift by flashing our badge. I like it when it goes in you eyes best
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More importantly. Did you wash your hands. Show daddy. Come on.
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Oh go piss up a rope, fuckstick
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*checks watch* *makes cup of tea* *watches tumbleweed blow gently on the breeze*
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Hahaha, shut you up for once. VICTORY!!!
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Hows the saying go??? Long and thin wont stay in, short & fat is where its at! Or at least it relates to some kind of packing
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Hahaha, had no idea what a mannie was. My thought process.... mannie -> someone who likes men Im not a complicated person, as you can see
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We call them thieving bastards from where I come from
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You trying to queer up my Andy? *also plays along with the Mannie thing*
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Humph, thats not what you were screaming last night hun *minces off*
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It was good attempt! Wasn't there talk about a jumpsuit at one time? Ahh fuck it!
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I've been called worse. I also been called better!
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and to Broke... I fucking hate pikeys! Name that film!
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Sorry Maam
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It's pikey sweetie. What the gypsies speak when they arent robbing people.
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I prefer the term, adapt and polish