Floats18

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  1. I concur with the honorable deligate from Jenn. I consider it special time alone w/ my canopy NO CHAD YOU'RE NOT INVITED --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training
  2. Chad got mad at me and threw my Optima at some old people playing in the park. Later, they will become confused at the small electronic box that does nothing but beep. Way to go and confuse the retirees, Chad! --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training
  3. Just thought everyone should know. They may be from across the ocean but they treat you like they are your next door neighbor... You guys ROCK! --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training
  4. I feel used, rejected, dirty and otherwise crummy... and I need a snack. I wonder.... will she run back to me? --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training
  5. CHAD YOU ARE ONE SICK SON OF A BITCH! You have NO IDEA where rosemary has been, I don't think that was wise. You should get tested. I will have my revenge! --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training
  6. HEY We just added yet another pelt to our ranks this weekend! This is getting HUGE --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training
  7. Thats one hell of a burn man... I'm off to Chambersburg for the pre-party... I've gotta get my 'fratboy wannabe' style worked bout before the big event catch you guys there --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training
  8. 289 gallons is what the pool is rated to hold during use? This wouldn't be the entire height of the walls as the children splashing around would displace some volume requiring the height of the pool to be taller than the specified volume may dictate. PLUS, when they make biznass in their shorts that would displace some water anyway. 25 gallons is not that much for an 8x11 pool CAN SOMEONE GO TO THE WEBSITE AND ASK TECH SUPPORT FOR THEIR RECCOMENDATION? Kevin and I can't exactly go there @ work. --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training
  9. I did some calculations... 8'X11' pool correlates to 54.86 gallons per inch depth. SO, 25 gallons of pudding will get you about .46 inches in depth. if you want 2" you need 109.7 gallons... a 3" depth means 164.6. Thats a lot of pudding, even if it is watered down... --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training
  10. HAHA! I just had a sweet mental image of showing up at the DZ early one morning and catching our beer marshal w/ an INGERSOLL RAND paver widening the taxi ways to increase beer supply! I can hook that up still, you know? --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training
  11. These reserves are getting out of hand... Someone needs to train a team of experts to STOP THESE RESERVES FROM GOING OUT OF DATE... If we only had a group of skilled people who could just take our rigs and magically make the date read 4 months into the future... I'd pay like $50 bucks for that --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training
  12. DOES YOUR GENOROCITY EVERY STOP? good lord people are going to start thinking that you're a nice person or something... does this mean that I have to stop making fun of Chad? --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training
  13. Yeah but he still lurks the forums like no body's biz MY RESERVE IS OUT OF DATE FOR THIS WEEKEND --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training
  14. Come to the pelthead boogie @ chambersburg, PA on July 13-15th! We're a hella good time! --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training
  15. Just aim for the blue parts... they probably won't hurt you as much as the green/brown/pointy stuff Remember to track up jumprun or the re-entry heat might singe your eyebrows --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training
  16. Haha that one was for stratostar --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training
  17. SIGN ME UP... Spaceflight is on my list of dreams and I can't think of a better way to do it! I suck at staying in airplanes, might as well suck at staying in rockets as well --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training
  18. damn fool kids and your stupid squirrel suits, hula hoops and pac man video games... when I was your age we had one plane and they made me pedal it up to 450 feet and we all got out and landed in line twists and thats the way it was AND WE LIKED IT! --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training
  19. Someone take this thread out behind the shed and shoot it in the face... This topic is overcooked. --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training
  20. Remember the 'CREEPS' I think that came with an 'In the corner' alert... Maybe the optima should have an 'In the corner' alarm as well! I'll write L&B My canopy alarms are 1800 feet (decision), 1000 feet (pattern) and 300 feet (prep for landing). I swoop 90* inside the pattern when traffic is clear but I use my neptune to set up my altitude for turn initiation. The 300 foot height is perfect as a last alarm 'cuz it says: "you're getting low you dumb bastard" --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training
  21. I just leave mine on all the time... I've had it for almost a year (and 250 jumps) and it still shows full battery. I love the thing... its great! --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training
  22. Great, I'm glad that my secretary was able to deliver the contact information over a secure channel. Good help is hard to find but good help that doubles for a pretty whore is next to impossible. Good thing that I kick ass on a regular basis Jenn - clear all my appointments for the afternoon... something came up which requires extra ass kicking --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training
  23. One of our tandem instructors is from NYC so I'll yell at him for you... Don't fall asleep in the car on the way though, he may try to take advantage of you while you're not paying attention --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training
  24. I sincerely doubt that box's ability to protect your head from rogue skydivers and or aircraft now that it's been ripped. I DO NOT reccomend jumping with that box attached to your face --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training
  25. We might as well throw in the towell... There is no way that anyone can compete w/ handsome Dave.... I'm going to retreat into my hole and find a white flag to wave in order to distract you from my shame. --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training