billeisele

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  1. Geez, the only one I've watched a bunch of videos on was fucktube. Next you're going to say you watch the videos for the sound effects and music. he's not bothered by the fake ooohs and ahhhs Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  2. before you spend the bucks on the wood, put the mattress on the floor and try it a couple nights, the plywood won't be as firm but it will give you an idea of how it will feel Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  3. this guy must have some great mushrooms http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  4. the real trick is determining who to listen too, once you figure that out the rest is easy - just ask a question one way to figure out who to listen to is to show up with a mini-camera and small main parachute - those that tell you how cool it is are not the ones like Airtwardo said, many years ago it was easy to get good advice because anyone alive that was still jumping knew all the good stuff, the rest got killed off or crippled up quick, now a days the gear is so reliable that most of that type slip thru and continue to hang around just waiting their turn to eat the dirt Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  5. QuoteThis guy could give Sarah Palin a run for her money: ==================== Alvin Greene: America's most unlikely politician The journey to the home of one of the most enigmatic figures to emerge into the American political scene involves a drive deep into rural South Carolina. The road, bullet straight and lined with tall firs and pines, continues for miles with only an occasional Jehovah's Witnesses church to break the monotony. ----------- hey man, this is our guy to pick on, he is nothing like Sarah, and this story is BS when they first interviewed him he couldn't form a credible sentence, there are no long tree lined roads to his house, some liberal writer trying to create a Gone With the Wind image, his house is near the dang highway pompous Carol Fowler, soon to be former head of the SC Demo Party, ignored the guy, guess he showed her, actually sorry to see her go before this is over our great Congressman Jim Clyburn will make sure that his rural SC brother is run in the ground, the state police are investigating him and since Jim wants it to happen they will find something, of course Jim wouldn't want anyone investigating his daughter who he got appointed to a nice federal executive job with the FCC Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  6. :4:1 received my 60-hour freefall award, 2 1/2 days and the whuffo asked: "is it hard to hold your breath that long?" Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  7. whole lot easier to get someone to show you, would only take 5 seconds first inspect the gear to see the "before", look at the pilot chute, try to get it to inflate like a little parachute, if it does this it may already be cocked, look at the bridle 1-2 feet away from the bag, you may see a "window" on one side where you can see the kill line, if there is a window then the kill line will have a colored section, when it is cocked the colored section is in the window grab the hackey handle of the pilot chute, stand up, put your foot on the bag, grab the bridle with your other hand, now spread your hands apart while lifting them up in the air, this should do it, the "kill line" only needs to move about 1 foot, go back and look at the "window" and try to inflate the pilot chute Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  8. Yep, you break in a houae in SC there is high likelyhood that the homeowner has a gun. Obviously much higher than Chicago. When a law abiding citizen is unarmed they are easy targets. Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  9. bunch of skydivers there, call Dilworth Billiards and ask for Eric 704-333-3021, if he is not there talk to Susan Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  10. she needs some counseling, if she refuses - chop if you stay with her without her getting counseling, then you'll need some too then after all that you'll have alimony and child support to pay Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  11. :4:0 2 8-ways 2 tandems Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  12. I've worked with SPAWAR... ALOT! I was looking for something in the Houston area... these damn winters where it snows are freaking retarded! Wonder if the SPAWAR will count as govt service, so I can still retire at 40... ETA: Did you know that the DoE actually has the highest clearances required for some jobs of anything in the country? SPAWAR is, I don't know, some quasi government group, what they do in Charleston is mostly Navy and Army stuff we have almost zero snow, 5-10 days of freezing weather a year Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  13. don't know the sites but a couple of my customers seem to always be hiring, Homeland Security and SPAWAR my company doesn't require your level of clearance but we have IT jobs open all the time, regulated electric & gas company, there are a couple posted now www.sceg.com Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  14. thanks, math formulas worked great, the angle ended up being 42 degrees needed to calculate the length of the galvanized pipe, it is used as a "stiff arm" to attach the jet ski floats back to the floating dock, 45 degrees would have been easy except the pole would have been off the end of the dock, you can see the pole on the float and then at the other end on the dock Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  15. there are only 3 rules: don't hurt Bill, don't hurt Bill's friends, when you hurt yourself - no whining if some 50 jump knucklehead came close to hurting me I'd deal with that person directly not on DZ.com, I'm still wondering who will be the first person to claim the #1 spot in the - Go In with a GoPro - contest Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  16. My God I hope nobody takes this advice seriously. the old man is correct, half hitch or a slip knot are not correct, it is best to daisy chain the bridle, that prevents the kill line from slipping and it is much easier to pack in the BOC, this is especially critical when you are in the base on a big way and you are the person signaling breakoff, throw out the pilot chute and it will have the required extra seconds of snivel time allowing the outside slackers to dock Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  17. How about maids? Hmm... I got a 'surface' that could use a good 'polishing' you must be bald?? Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  18. this method doesn't work if the knees are on the forehead Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  19. Is it OK to ask if a pic of a hot 25 year old cleaning the house in the nude is acceptable? just asking Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  20. billeisele

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    great idea, except there is now a generation of drivers that think the left lane is where they are supposed to drive, and some driving schools are teaching students that the left lane is safer if bump drafting were legal some of the dumbasses might move over, or at least get off the cell phone Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  21. perfect, thanks guys Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  22. need the formula to calculate x & y the 40 & 50 degree angles may change so need the formula not just the answer its been many years since I learned this stuff thanks Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  23. WHAT BRAND/MODEL CONTAINER DO YOU HAVE ??? no SHOUTING at the newbies, the poor guy might be an engineer or something, the PC way to ask is W h a t b r a n d / m o d e l c o n t a i n e r d o y o u h a v e?????? Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  24. :2:0 trained 5 AFP students and jumped with 2 of them Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.
  25. let me know when you figure it out Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.