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  1. Duckwater
    I just thought of a new knickname for Mr. Winky
  2. Duckwater
    What if it is USED TP?
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    All people would feel threatened if they came home and saw someone in their house that did not belong there. Wouldn't you? My poll is valid, it only matters if you have a gun and it provides answers for all outcomes. Attack me all you want, I am rational and a lot of people agree with me and a lot don't. I am also staunchly anti-abortion, I believe my argument is sound and right, but the majority of American believe it should be legal, therefore it is.....I don't judge them or call them names even though they are killing INNOCENT people for a hell of a lot less than me popping some burglar who probably will do nothing but continue to commit crimes.
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    The poll is very simple. You are being robbed, not threatened. (Or mabye I am being threatened but I won't have time to find out) I believe that anyone breaking into my house is probably armed, as they expect me to be. If I err, I will err on the side that I will survive every time.
  5. Duckwater
    Doh! Accusing one another of going to each others schools could be constrewed as a personal attack!
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    Have you checked the poll results? More people are agreeing with me than you.....It is not a lack of value for human life, it is a value of integrity and justice. I see you are from Birmingham, I went to U of A in Tuscaloosa.....Did you go to Auburn or something
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    Are you insinuating that everyone in California is a liberal pansy? I never said that. And I was just joking with you, hence the smiley face. But, I remember listening to the Russ Martin talk show here a few weeks ago and they were having a debate on this very issue. A single mom that made minimum wage called in and told her story of how she lost her job because someone stole her beater car and had to go on welfare to feed her kids. Possesions are important, and I dedicate a large part of my life acquiring them. If someone wants to take that away from me, I will have no hesitation using deadly force. It is also a big deterrent ot criminals to know that the dude you are going to rob is probably armed and would not hesitate to shoot you.
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    You walk in and catch them, are you going to pat them down? I will assume that anyone bold enough to break into a house is armed. I know if I was going to, I would pack heat.
  9. Duckwater
    You must be from California! If I have a screwed up point of view, so do most Texans.....Where's AggieDave when you need him?
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    My neighbor across the street just got robbed, they got saddles, all his electronics, even his cowboy hats. I was chatting with him tonight and I told him just about everyone in California thought I was crazy that I would kill an intruder and feel no remorse whatsoever. Just about everyone in TX agrees with me, especially out here in the country. Rob my house and I catch you, you better be right with God. The cops even 'off the record' encourage this. I was told by a Sheriff to empty my gun into the SOB, you don't want a wounded, pissed off criminal after you and you only want one story of what happened. And, deadly force is just fine in Texas to protect your property. Mike
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    Keely, You don't treat me like shit.....You are just jealous because we are going to pary like you and I used to at the bomb shelter....and she is a cute little thing. Who knows what might happen....
  12. Duckwater
    I am flying to Manhattan this Sat night for 2 nights of unadulterated mayhem. I am meeting this really cool skydiver I met at Perris that lives in Brooklyn now. We are staying at the Intercontinental on Park and 44th if any other Skydivers want to trash the room with us. I get in at 10pm Sat nights and I have tickets to Letterman on Monday, if I am awake. Anyone near Manhattan know of any good dance clubs that go all night? If so, tell me and join us. Mike
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    Keely, I told you to get me the manequins with open mouths and the ones that were 'anotomically correct'! They also needed to be resistant to KY Jelly stains. I can hear Rich going "Jesus Christ, Keely" from here. Mike
  14. Duckwater
    I keep my package trimmed with a flowbee, from Ronco. It keeps Mr Happy and his 2 pals looking neat and trim and doesn't make a mess on the floor. Use different attachments for different looks. I prefer the "Tuscany". Tip: Don't use a Craftsman 5hp Shop Vac, trust me. http://www.surftilyoudrop.com/flowbee.htm
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    OK...I just saw the episode where Larry opens a restaraunt and the waiter has terets syndeome....I pissed my pants.....Everyone has 'sympathy terets' to make him feel good. This show is truly brilliant! Mike
  16. Duckwater
    What about the clap, crabs and herpes I got at the DZ?
  17. Duckwater
    Reminding girls NOT to sleep with me is not a huge issue.
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    I flew in the tunnel at Perris last week, learing to sit fly. 10 minutes on monday and 15 on Tuesday. I still am sore. The problem was, I was in a group of first timers so I would go 2-21/2 minutes with only a 60 seond break....I thinnk it was the back flying that got me but I cant remember ever being mre exhausted. It took me hours to catch my breath. Mike
  19. Duckwater
    Joke: How can you tell when a woman is having an orgasm? Who cares? Paul, I got snowed in Dallas Airport last Saturday and didnt get in till late...Didnt see you out there all week. If you printed that photo, let me know where to send a check....Im back in TX, where it is warm and sunny, unlike Perris. Mike
  20. Duckwater
    I just got my Dish hooked up at my house and I went and TiVoed all the episodes I can find. It is the funniest show on TV. I love how his wife always bags on him. When he tripped Shack and the whole Staples Arena booed....GREAT STUFF
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    Im glad I am not the only one that had a problem with a-holes at Skydive Dallas, the freeflyers were really cool but this RW guy REALLY pissed me off. I flew a straight in approach on a really windy day with no turns below 800 ft. He came up to me and went on and on about how If I ever get near him again under canopy, he would "fly right through me" and If I ever jump in the "Big Dropzones in CA or FL, I need to learn to fly my conopy". That A-Hole had no idea that all of my 800 jumps are at Perris and Elsinore and nobody EVER had a problem with my flying skills, including the best canopy pilots in the world. He went on for like 5 minutes, twice, and all I did was say "OK" 100 times. The more I think about it, the more I want to deck him for threatening to kill me. I have not been back since. This guy was a whack job. Ill just fly to Perris when I want to skydive. Moral: If you have a problem with another skydiver, let the DZO handle it.
  22. Duckwater
    http://www.chamblissaerobatics.com/downloads.html Click on the "Kirby Flying at Oshkosh" wmv link. This Rocks....Also watch him lump it. His wife flies Otters at Eloy and he has a private strip near there. Mike
  23. Duckwater
    A guy I work with is a serious body builder. In fact, he is the world record holder for the bench press in over 50 category. He says that every time someone tries a low carb diet, they tear a muscle or a tendon. There is no substitute for a balanced diet with small portions and exercise. Body for Life works, I am proof.
  24. Duckwater
    Krum Texas is 25 miles North of Fort Worth. Right off I-35 about 5 miles from Denton.
  25. Duckwater
    Sure....How about 3 of them....