Lindercles
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Check out the donkey show. Your girlfriend with thank you for it.
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I'm not sure which part of this you thought meant solo or lesbo, or how you didn't see through the industry jargon. It's porn. There are dicks involved. The only problem I foresee is the "non-judgemental" requirement. I'm guessing laughing is frowned upon.
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You know you can just search directly from YouTube, right?
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A power nap is when you sleep on someone who's weaker than you. A mobile home with a flat tire is a home. How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks grey? They call it "fishing" but they should call it what it really is, "tricking and killing." Hiking is just walking where it's ok to pee. Sometimes old people hike by mistake. "Hot potato" is a very different game when the people playing are starving. Then it's more like "my potato." It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy. Location, location, location.
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According to grue, it's all solo and lesbo stuff. So what's the problem?
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If you really have to ask, you're probably gay.
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The Princess Bride?
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Your sig line has a couple of mistakes, too.
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As a matter of fact there is! First is that is how it is pictured in the Wings owners manual. I don't feel like I know enough about equipment to offer an opinion, but for the record, the Wings Owner's Manual suggests closing the right flap first, then the left.
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I think you misunderstood me. I was talking about my mom's cocaine habit and how it fu fu fu fu fu fu fucked up my speak patterms.
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Will Ferrell is the least creative and most soberingly unfunny comedic actor this century. Proceed.
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I have the day off (thank god, they're slave drivers). Unfortunately the weather is looking pretty dark, so I'll probably be on the porch all day. Of course, if I drink too much tonight I'll be whipped tomorrow anyway. Don't tell my mom that or she'll have me eating crow.
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One time I thought I missed something important in the bonfire, but it turned out to be just gas.
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It actually says that men's and women's sports have to have the same number of scholarships, not necessarily the same number of sports, iirc.
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No, it just had a couple of trailers in the back.
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Are we going to allow linking to dead peoples' posts?
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Then what is it that makes them think you're older?
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A few extra campers??? They might have bugs. Thanks...but...ummmm Well, any person you may find to sleep with may also have bugs.
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"I'm planning something right now. And it's gonna be evil."
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Snatch. "Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day. It's all downhill from here."
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Austin has a roller derby, too.
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Yeah, but I think that's what she wants. Not to mention most of the events you posted are in Austin.
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Way to steer away from mentioning Austin.