Lindercles
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Did you just say "doodie"????
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come back to Texas it's just not the same since you went away before you lose your accent and forget all about the Lone Star State There's a seat for you at the Rodeo and I've got every slow dance saved Besides, the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway
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Don't think so, but you can rest assured Austin misses you too.
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I thought the same thing. Then I searched for "Booty" and got nothing. Pssh, nice girl page.
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Go ahead, send me something. Even you lurkers out there. Make if funny, interesting, sad, boring, hell I don't care, just something. Then, make a post to this thead pretending you think i'm nuts.
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Frigging in the rigging, Wanking on the planking, Masturbating on the grating, There's fuck all else to do. Um, this one could go on for a while, but that's ok, i'm pretty seriously bored right now
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Can I use that one??
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Touche my friend. Of course you, in your infinite altruism, suffer through the bonfire (everyday) hoping that you're ultimate coolness may just rub off on us and give us a little boost toward not sucking anymore. And for that we are eternally grateful. Where's the fellatio icon?
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well shit, is that why the bonfire sucks at night??
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Thanks Walt. Suddenly my social herpes doesn't look so bad.
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I'm bumping this thread for something that just happened to me today. I made a business visit to an agency today that I'd never been to before. While there, I happened to meet this particularly attractive woman. I put out my hand to introduce myself, and when she took it we both got a jolt of static electricity. She shot me a really big smile and said "Looks like we've already got some electricity." To which I blurted, "Well, either that or static." Yeah, I wish I had that one back.
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The Forum Rules: 5. Thou shalt not post inside jokes that the OP isn't in on.
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Did you just say "stiff"??
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As long as we're in the spirit of necromancing today, I'd like to reiterate my point.
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pretty much a rip off of notpron. I did the first three levels in about 10 seconds just based on the rules of notpron.
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where's the puke icon??
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Well, it's 43F here (yeah, we're having a cold night), and the bourbon i'm drinking is relatively cheap, so it doesn't really matter. Besides, the only rocks available here are in the shape of Texas, and somehow I just don't think Kentucky would condone that.
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Ok, so admittedly I'm drinking cheap bourbon. But at least i'm drinking it neat.
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Rocks are for pussies.
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If your name is on the guest list No one can take you higher
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And they're such big balls Dirty big balls
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No, no, you're thinking about a broken heart. The only cure for a hangover is a chocolate laxitive, a rusty spoon, and prank phone calls. Or do I have them backwards? I always get those two confused.
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Find a hill somewhere where there's no traffic, like a parking lot or something. Put the car in first gear and try to hold it on the hill using nothing but the clutch, no gas, without stalling. Once you can do that, you'll be fine.
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Not all cars need a Sub Machine Gun, just mine.
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If you can't do all those things, eat a burrito, postwhore on your laptop, and get head at the same time, you haven't been driving a stick long enough.