Lindercles

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  1. There's always looting, if you get bored.
  2. I've never really gotten into sudoku, but it seems interesting. You guys keep referring to "steps" and "moves," is there really more to it than simple trial and error?
  3. Huh, I always figured that lingering piss smell about you was a hold over from some especially intense mental patient piss bomb.
  4. Well ain't you just a fart smeller!
  5. How many letters? Ok, got it. 3 words, 10 letters. Walt Finger a bum?
  6. Dude, that hurts. I'm crushed. I'm going right now and throwing away all my glittery "Hottie" tees.
  7. [porn music]bow chicka bow bow chicka bow[/porn music]
  8. I was doing ok with it until the two dudes started bumping their balls together. And then after that when she started smacking them.
  9. I'll go! I'm hot, too. See?
  10. ...you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do!
  11. Probably not, but the Austin-American Statesman has been running this ad campaign lately called Austin Gets It that has ads full of sexually suggestive commentary about when and where people "get it." For example: "I get it in the morning." "I get it at work, which probably makes my boss mad, but he's just jealous." "There's nothing quite like getting it in the afternoon."
  12. Is "it" the local newspaper?
  13. It's at the top of the page, in bold. Very cool pics, Micro.
  14. Yeah, but at least those days are nominally in celebration/memoriam of a person or event. "Bank Holidays" seem to be for no other reason than to have a holiday. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
  15. The best explanation I can find is that in 1971 they passed the Banking and Financial Dealings Act of 1971 which had a stipulation for a certain number of holidays. And then on top of that the Queen declares a certain number more every year. All for no particular reason. Pretty sweet.
  16. I expected this thread to be a video of some dude getting stabbed in the gun case. And yet for some reason I clicked anyway.
  17. What the heck is "Spring Bank Holiday" anyway?
  18. That's precisely why I have two email addresses. One to give out to places that make you give them an email address when you register just so they can sell it later, and one that I actually use. It actually works really well, I almost never get any spam at all.
  19. In college I spent a semester in Greece, and one time our group was on the island of Nisyros sitting on the edge of a small cliff reading Homer when we happened to look down to the beach below and sure enough there were a couple of naked Germans. Crazy Germans.
  20. There's a place in Austin called Hippy Hollow. I've only been there once. I haven't talked to him about it, but something tells me Walt has much more interesting stories about Hippy Hollow than I do.
  21. Have you smelled his breath? Checked his eyes?