Lindercles
-
Content
6,083 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Never -
Feedback
0%
Everything posted by Lindercles
-
I've actually heard people say "why do they put those two bars on the screen?"
-
Yeah, same here. I can definitely hear it, but the more noticeable sense is this weird pressure in my head that's just really annoying.
-
I'll be in Salado on Saturday to help drink whatever leftover beer there may be, if you're there. Of course, I owe plenty of beer there myself.
-
I hate to break it to you man, but you were dating a dude. My instinct tells me that somewhere deep down you knew that, even if you weren't willing to admit it to yourself. Of course that begs the question, how did you manage to overlook his cock?
-
A bit of subtle make up is ok, but if I can tell you're wearing it then you've defeated the purpose. Too much make up is just gross.
-
I'm 27 and it's annoying as hell.
-
Do skunks glow under a blacklight??
-
No, but it has already been pointed out in the second post in this thread that this is a repost. Therefore your repost post is a repost.
-
I just got the shit kicked out of me... by my house. *PIC*
Lindercles replied to grue's topic in The Bonfire
Well?? Who was on the phone? -
Only when they're on their periods?How's that sexy?? I *could* make a joke here about tofu making it taste better, but I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOO too mature for that.
-
Women who like tofu are sexy. Period.
-
edit: I only did that because of that one day a few weeks back when I just couldn't spell and you called me out on EVERY ONE!
-
That's funny, the wings website actually lists that color as neon orange. Sorry, not trying to be a dick, but I gotta represent!
-
There ya go, fixed it for ya. THEMS FIGHTIN' WERDS!
-
Texas orange IS burnt orange. You may be thinking of Tennessee orange. edit: If that's not the color you're thinking of, then the color you're thinking of isn't burnt orange.
-
The medical term for it is maxillofacial menorrhea.
-
Babelfish is fine for literal translations, but not necessariy for idioms. So you may get the literal translations for the words "pilot" and "chute" but it won't give you what the actual object is called. For instance, if you ask it to translate "pilot chute" into Russian you get the two words most closely meaning "pilot" and "chute" in Russian, but not the idiomatic "jellyfish."
-
Yes! Go with the burnt orange! I bleed orange.
-
Damn you beat me Only by two and a half hours. Whew, that was a close one!
-
Hmm, lets see...1% chance of getting a tiny amount of fart in the face vs. 100% chance of menses in the mouth. That's not a hard one for me.
-
Actually, you can *not* do it. And what's wrong with rim jobs?
-
In that case, hell yeah!
-
That's a pretty brilliant idea. Out of curiosity, what is your estimated cost on building the wishing well? Significantly under $500 I hope?
-
Bam! edit: except for the "finding" seafood part. That could be gross.
-
ding ding ding!!!