Lindercles

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  1. Scary how these things creep up on you, isn't it? I just passed my third and I have no idea where all that time went. Happy skybirthday, bro, and many more.
  2. Vagina. The mere mention of the word makes some men uncomfortable. VA-GI-NA.
  3. In the absence of a shooting range, shooting a load will suffice.
  4. I'm beginning to think this whole "innocently stumbling into innuendo" thing is just an elaborate ruse.
  5. Because she hasn't seen my goiter yet!
  6. Well, the two dz.commers I know are Skydivermom and waltappel, and the picture was taken by Turtlespeed. So, what's my prize? Does it include extra altitude?
  7. I can name two of them and the guy who took the picture, do I get a prize?
  8. I'm probably not that much younger than you, I'm just an idiot. PS. What did I tell you about [/quote]?
  9. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, I get it now. I know what a Mr. Potato Head toy is, but I was picturing some sort of crazy hybrid formation called a "Mr. Potato Head" instead of assembling the actual toy in freefall.
  10. Perhaps I'm showing my ignorance here, but what the heck is a Mr. Potato Head?
  11. And with that, I give you this
  12. Some more on the Scots and golf....clicky.
  13. You just said "hard" and "fast" in a thread about jumping nude.
  14. Vinny is also one of the dudes on American Chopper, durrrrrrrrrr.
  15. I thought this was going to be a post about American Chopper.
  16. What, me? Nooooooooooo! But while we're on the subject, what's up with your Caravan? It was perfectly good when it was at San Marcos, but when I jumped it again at Temple last weekend it was all Aggied up. WTH?!
  17. I'm sure you can witness some good drunken hick stories in action tonight. Just head on down to the Dairy Queen!
  18. Lindercles

    Clerks 2

    Just 10? What a failure. This whole skydiving thing has been an elaborate conspiracy to make me waste THOUSANDS.
  19. Lindercles

    Clerks 2

    Nope, not yet. But since this is the third thread about it and everyone seems to think it's pretty good, I guess I'll have to see it soon.
  20. Lindercles

    Clerks 2

    I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
  21. 12 posts and "can you drive a stick" hasn't turned into a sex thread yet? Come on people, get with it!
  22. Oh Krisanne, you're such a tease. For everyone who suffered through that, here are some *real* boobies!