Lindercles

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  1. Lindercles
    I hear you can get out of the arrest with a VCH.
  2. Lindercles
    As a general rule it's not a good idea to date whuffos. Also, it's a pretty good idea to refrain from dating skydivers as well.
  3. Lindercles
    It's annoying enough to be newsworthy all on it's own.
  4. Lindercles
    Dude, stirring up shit doesn't work if you admit that's what you're doing.
  5. Lindercles
    There's just something inherently funny about Burt Bacharach singing about getting "hit in the rear."
  6. Lindercles
    D'oh! I was trying to post while still hurrying to get out of work early yesterday.
  7. Lindercles
    I'll get right on that....as soon as I move to California.
  8. Lindercles
    I saw Spartacus in 70mm there. Definitely worth it. The Paramount is one of the least appreciated gems of Austin.
  9. Lindercles
    Dude, did you land in your backyard or what?
  10. Lindercles
    I prefer watching them masturbate on top of me, but hey, that's just me.
  11. Lindercles
    Oh! Silly cocheese, no need to see a doctor, THAT'S why your dick is orange!
  12. Lindercles
    That's weird, because whenever you leave your home zip code you have to dial the zip even when calling back to your home zip code. So in that case it's the tower that determines how your call gets routed.
  13. Lindercles
    I think being Jehovah would actually be pretty cool.
  14. Lindercles
    Everytime I read the title of this thread I see a man wearing a monocle sticking his tongue out at me.
  15. Lindercles
    Well, you certainly picked the right forum for that comment!
  16. Lindercles
    Damn, that IS a big turd! Better add a NSFW to that one!
  17. Lindercles
    VH1 is celebrating 25 years of MTV? Doesn't that seem a little odd?
  18. Lindercles
    I meant six more months until you can get her out of your house. I'm just looking out for you.
  19. Lindercles
    6 more months!
  20. Lindercles
    That songs adds so much to that final scene (as if it wasn't already an awesome scene). But the fact that the whole score for the movie was done by the Dust Brothers makes the introduction of that Pixies song such a departure from what we've come to expect that it serves to accent the tone of the scene all the more, and frankly fucks with our heads a bit.
  21. Lindercles
    That might be the nicest thing you've ever said to me. [sniff]
  22. Lindercles
    Who you calling slow, biotch!
  23. Lindercles
    Tell us how you really feel?![Laugh] You're forgiven![Wink]
  24. Lindercles
    It rocks except when they replay stuff from last year, which they do every year.
  25. Lindercles
    According to this poll ninjas would win a fight handily. But this thread isn't necessarily about a fight...