Lindercles

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  1. Maybe you can find a little peace in knowing that she didn't write the lyrics, or the music, or create the video, or do anything at all besides appear in it.
  2. What's really funny is how long it took me to figure it out.
  3. The fact that you actually bothered to underline it, but not make it clicky drives me batshit.
  4. My favorite toy was my mom's last nerve. I could play on that for HOURS!
  5. You mean I can get paid for that? I like the way you think.
  6. Yeah, but why wait for the recycling truck to come and take it away when you can just deposit it at the facility yourself?
  7. Housing? How do you guys walk around like that?
  8. When it comes to gender based temperature sensitivity, I'd much rather tuck up and get warm than broadcast to the whole world how cold I am.
  9. Hello, satan? Yeah, it's me again. Listen, I just got some really bad news, and I was wondering if I could go ahead and join you sooner than we'd planned.....Excellent, see you in a minute.
  10. Hello, satan? Hi, I was just checking on the status of micro's eternal soul. What's that? You say he is on your list? Wow, the 7th level, you say. Sorry to hear that. Thanks for the info, say hi to the Mrs. for me.
  11. I am shocked how YOU could be so well misunderstood!! You know I love ya! Fixed it for ya.
  12. Your highest choice is "more than two hours"? You clearly have no concept of just how meaningless many peoples' lives are.
  13. You guys are making it very difficult to concentrate on work. Oh who the hell am I kidding, I've already checked out anyway. See you tomorrow.
  14. Nuh uh, I read it on teh intraweb, it must be true!
  15. Well, we didn't to anything completely ridiculous, like blow up condoms together or anything. But yeah, I am.
  16. I don't think I've seen him post much since the weekend I met him. Therefore logically I scared him off.
  17. I did 1.2 tonight. Another 2 miles or so. I'm finding the further I venture away from my apartment the more fun it is.
  18. There's no accounting for taste. I found myself attracted to a woman at the grocery store the other day based on her choice of groceries.
  19. Call back? If I don't know who it is I don't even answer it.
  20. David Lynch is worth checking out, just be prepared not to have any idea what the heck is going on at any given time. Another good one by him is Lost Highway.