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Doesn't everyone go thru this? Leave the job, move to a place where you are near people you know and find a boyfriend that can take your vents or just be alone for a while. Oh nevermind..you have an interview tomorrow..GOOD LUCK!! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

The zin won out, because when drunk, I can't spell syrah, zirach, riaciz, oh &(*( just give me a zin... You drank ZINFANDEL?? I'm soooo ashamed of you

Me either. Forgetting the words is a big deal. But he took it well; I think he knew he was fucked. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Diana Ross forgot some of the words SHE sang last night and nobody called her on it. Now for the BIG question. Wouldn't it be a HOOT if Sanjaya wins it all?? Stern fans will do anything he says, no matter how JUVENILE it is. I say we vote Stern and his irrelevant ass off the island. He's too old to try to ruin other people's careers. Bleah! P.S. For the Stern Fans out there: don't wait for me to turn around so you can throw bologna at my butt. I'm on to you! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Why did I know I'd find you here? ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Isn't it?!! (fixed it for you)

LOL...why did I know you'd surface here?~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Until then, quit crying about how you want slutty women who know what they're doing in bed who can please YOU. Women (especially slutty ones) are bored with you because mostly, you're all the same. To me it looks like she's pulled out all the stops, did every trick in the book, and not getting anything new. Maybe SHE is the girl guys always whine they want and still can't handle. But I don't have a penis. Therefore, I ain't mad at her for saying she's tired of the same stuff. Guys should get an ear on what women talk about in their 'bull' sessions (and I'm not talking about the bathroom--we don't really talk in there). If you heard us, we have the same complaints and we voice them just as strongly, but this doesn't look personal, it seems to be just a response to something some guy posted (I'm not going back that far...the Black Donnelly's is on and I need to take a drink every time that girl makes a sandwich) (whats UP with Tommy's hair, anyway?) and she's just venting like men vent privately. You don't have to be 'ragged out' to HOPE a man finds something special, like the back of your knee to tickle. I like what LawRocket said...'Can I have my dick back? just for tonght?' NO! (wait..here comes a funeral scene, there's sure to be sandwiches after...I need ice!) ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

You should have told me! I sold My Last F**'ng Nerve on ebay last week. We could have gone halfsies on the ad~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Which TIME? LOL?? My favorite lines: "Why did you call the police? Did the retard escape?" "Is this the woman you shrunk to steal her house, Gypsy?" Good stuff....~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I'm just guessing here, but I would bet that they are *really* depressed now. Walt ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bowhaaaaaaaaahahahahahah! You got that right. Thats messing up BIG time. Tell me. What really would turn your stomach? I got sick just reading that story. Wait..don't tell me. Please! ~~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Thats really odd. Throw your wallet in the basement and see if your money grows! (Kidding, send the pic. I may KNOW what to do with it and it may survive if I'm not in the same city with it--its the CAT, I tells ya!)~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

The second one is a 'snake plant' and they are supposedly easy to care for. I killed mine in 2003. The first is a philodendron and they are supposedly unkillable. He don't look so good. Low light for them both and where did you get them? (mine just died in a cat related incident 2 months ago).~~April P.S. I'm not a plant doctor, I just play one on the internet. Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Your dog is getting sex? (puts mine in his kennel so he won't see this). Is he a stud dog? I don't see 'get paid' on that list! Um...we ARE talking about a real dog named Riley, right? ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Its shaping up..but I have a MAJOR complaint.... If that girl makes ONE more **#$#*($&#)*&!!! Sandwich for someone I'm going to go OFF! Why is she always making sandwiches? Geeze. Then she has sex with Tommy and goes and tells him she can't be with him, would he like a *#$*#&*&#$)*#&$!!! Sandwhich. But then aagain, we can make a 'drinking game'. Everytime she slices meat, we can have a drink! Whooo hooo!~~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Maybe no cows, but there is always room for more cowBELL!!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I'm fond of #3 for that square in the lower left...it stands out in the midst of natural beauty. Good luck!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

fuckin' Gail King hair look alike!! That is all....go about your merry way......

I missed it!! After the boys bored me to another network on Tuesday, I felt like 'sitting' under my desk last night myself. I don't know if I would have even noticed Paula...~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

People would still abuse this system by voting for the ones they DON'T like to keep the ones they do. There are systems that block you from voting twice (one call per household!)...that could work.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

You know., I saw the ghost of Elvis, down on Union Avenue. Followed him up to the Gates of Graceland, watched him walk right through... You'd better stop playing with those tasers!!!! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Ditto! You can do it

loved the comment by Simon last night when Ryan was going over the lyrics with the girl with the straight blonde hair. They were something like 'Bee bop boo bop....'. At that point, Simon said something like it sounded like the way Paula talks. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Boowhaaaaaaahahaaaaa! I must have been in the bathroom for that one. No, I wouldn't do an intervention for Paula. I'm waiting for her to fall out of her chair so I can steal her shoes and leave her there with her feet up. I think she's not only slurring, but standing up and swaying lately (but she WAS good for one week). I meant I think THOSE two girls are from church. Trust me, I know first hand singing is not a black thang (I'll sing at your wedding if you're not sure you want to get married). Remember Ellen Greene from Little Shop of Horrors? She did a movie called 'Glory, Glory'. THAT girl can siiiiiiiiiiiing..and I think it comes out more because its about evangelists. ~~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Should we allow for 7 to 8 hours sleep and not operate heavy machinery and go to the hospital for erections lasting longer than 4 hours also? ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Melinda was very good last night. I love her!! Like I said earlier..she looks JUST like my sister-in-law, if my sister-in-law KNEW how to SMILE. We get a kick out of watching her here for that inside joke. Muenkel, I'm not sure if its the 'black' thing, I think its more of a 'Church' thing. Those church girls REALLY throw down. I've gone to a few funerals where I forgot there was a body laying there and just grooved to the choir. OH..and last note.I TIVO'D Melissa singing that song last week 'Since You've Been Gone (Why'd you do it, why'd ya have to do it'...) and I've played that back a few times....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! And many more! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!