TypicalFish

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  1. Dare I ask about this? I would LOVE to hear the claim... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  2. AGAIN, I am always fascinated by what people use on their posts; i.e., quotes, etc. What/whose are your favorites? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  3. Bless you, dear. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  4. I am always fascinated by what people use on their posts; i.e., quotes, etc. What/whose are your favorites? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  5. Dashing and attractively jaded from my experiences... Very "later James Bond"... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  6. Of course, the obvious answer to "What makes me drunk the quickest" is... GIA. Hands down. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  7. You forgot the "Rabbit"... Always a winner... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  8. "El Jefe"... You know, "the big boss"... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  9. I give this about 8 more posts before there's a "picture"... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  10. I like how you think. And you're not far off the mark... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  11. Liquor, High Heels, and Lingerie... Not necessarily in that order... The cost/benefit ratio of each is HIGH... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  12. I'm WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY drunk. And that's just the beginning. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  13. EXCELLENT. When I used to bartend, we would take the big "institutional" jar that the olives would come in, empty out the olive juice, and replace it with Ketel One. 4 or 5 of those olives (after they had been soaking for an hour) and Woooo Hooooo! "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  14. Jack Shots and Draft Beer... PHEW. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  15. Even worse, I kissed one on the back of the neck. Oops. Thankfully, she got a laugh out of it. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  16. Yesterday's Low: An argument (via e-mail, no less) with my soon-to-be-ex wife over what was basically a misunderstanding of each other's feelings. Yesterday's High: A long discussion with a new friend; it feels good to better get to know people that you genuinely like. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  17. I had an instructor tell me in medic school; "Sometimes you don't save a life; you save a quality of life"... It always stuck with me. Bless you for what you do and the comfort you provide. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  18. You know, when I was in the academy in Montgomery County, I was paired with a girl named Jen Gold in my EMT-B class. The DAY AFTER we got certfied in CPR, a man coded on the treadmill next to her at the gym. Some paramedics wait a long time to get a save; I guess it was just karma on his part. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  19. What else can be said? Rest in peace, Sergeant. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  20. Great minds and all... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  21. You forgot "Make out with my babe"... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  22. Anyone else out there read it? I realize that it is a work of fiction, but I must say it really made me think about "hysteria" in our society. Additionally, I researched some of the claims he made in the book, and for the most part they seem to be true. Thoughts? Matt "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  23. BASTARD! I think the background of this story was related to me at the World Famous Reno Room, if I am not mistaken... He's an idiot, dear. And I'm still here for you... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  24. Correct me if I am wrong, but doesn't GoreTex let moisture OUT? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET