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  1. TypicalFish
    I look good in a tuxedo... Among other things... Plus remember, saying "Always a bridesmaid and never a bride" is like saying "Always a pallbearer and never a corpse"... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
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    STELLLLLLLLLAAAAAA!! "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
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    Oh my GOD, I laughed out loud. It has been a bummer day; thanks for that. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
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    Where are you? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
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    I wish I had the restraint to treat my body like a temple; I am seemingly stuck in this endless cycle of using it as an amusement park... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
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    I think I am just a "same old"... "Look out! He's been drinking and there's a picture thread!" "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
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    Jack and Coke when just hangin' out; Ketel One and soda when gettin' my boogie on... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
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    It's fun, isn't it?
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    I KNEW that's what you were doing... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  10. TypicalFish
    GIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! And you KNOW what I mean... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  11. TypicalFish
    I am right now...
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    Hmmmm, when I see this one; ( . )( . ) I think of... Never mind. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  13. TypicalFish
    SLOPPY IMPULSE CONTROL. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
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    Hopeless romantic... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
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    Are all your sex lives so boring that you need to answer the phone during it? Quite the opposite, I actually initiated the act after she was already on the call... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
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    Actually, I was the one "performing" the act... It was a NAUGHTY one, too... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  17. TypicalFish

    kicked off dz

    TypicalFish replied to aykay's topic in The Bonfire

    Umm, I am not saying the behaviour (the pulled handles, etc.) isn't deplorable; but didn't something like this (effectively ratting someone out to their boss) just happen to PhillyKev? And it was REALLLLY not cool? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
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    I'm right behind Gia. So to speak. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  19. TypicalFish
    Good call; that's where the saying came from. Aptly describes my state of mind sometimes. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  20. TypicalFish
    "Going to Vegas and drinking myself to death" is sort of a fantasy of mine that comes out when I am in a blue place... I actually just got back into town this morning... Hmmmm...hello Mr. Typical Fish! Perhaps you could take the beautiful Gia out for a nice V-day dinner, then? I would LOVE to dear, but unfortunately seem to have picked up a nasty bug over the weekend and will be spending the evening buried under the covers... And not in that GOOD way... Gia, my dear, give me a rain check? (And do you still have that bottle of whiskey with my name on it?) "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
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    "Going to Vegas and drinking myself to death" is sort of a fantasy of mine that comes out when I am in a blue place... I actually just got back into town this morning... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
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    Typically, I would ask if I could crash your party; but I doubt the Reno Room is putting on a Valentine's spread... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  23. TypicalFish
    Personally? I think the guy's a dick. If he's so principled and put off by the behaviour; why participate? And it's not like he wasn't there. I'm SURE he said "Hey, you can blow me if you want, but I'm going to think you're a whore. And tell my friends". If there's any justice in the world, she told all HER friends that he had a small penis and lasted about 5 seconds. AND that he made a stupid face. Regardless of how "soon" it happens or if it's just for "sport", there is still a level of intimacy and trust that's involved; and the girl is owed respect for that. I'll say it again, what a dick. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
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    I'm going to go to Las Vegas and drink myself to death. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  25. TypicalFish
    Is that like a Space Shuttle dive? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET