TypicalFish

Would you assume that a vagina that is pretty much a gaping crater can accomodate greater depth? While not endless, the variations are many. John I just spit my drink on my keyboard... Reminds me of the punchline to an old joke; "Help me find my jeep and we'll DRIVE out of here"... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

well, she moved to new york and i didn't see her for like 4 months, so i deleted her number, but i still had her SN on my AIM account. so when she signed back on when she got back to miami, i had to get her number again i got some naughty pics of her too, but her face isn't on them, so it'll only spawn more denial from the masses! Post a pic with a body part (any body part) in her mouth.... Then you're good to go, it's the best litmus test... Jeez, even I could come up with one of those... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Doesn't sound like the kind of conversation that I have with a girl I have slept with..."Gimme your number"?... Just messin' with you, bro; don't sweat it... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Dude, you are going to have to do better; I have watched soooo many STOOOOOOPID men ask their wives or girlfriends take their picture with the Hooters/Corona/Snap On Tool girl that a picture isn't going to cut it... No offense; this is a tough crowd. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

I beg to differ... I think it's TREMENDOUS; raunchy and nasty and fun... I mean; how can I NOT be turned on by one of the fundamental things that makes a woman a woman? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

OHHHHHHHHHHH... In that case; "balloon sex" is good for all kinds of things... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

As much as I am HUMILIATED to admit it, I still have no idea what you are talking about. Please help a poor naive SoCal boy... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

I should have included that, second what Dave said. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Gosh-darned Gun Nuts... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Beat me to it... Very timely... Also, "The Great Unraveling" by Paul Krugman... "Inside the Beltway" is a funny look at "insider's" Washington by John McCaslin... "Slander" by Ann Coulter made me think; but it is steeped in venom, so be prepared... "Spy Handler" by Kerechko (I believe) is also very good; it gives you an idea of what the intelligence services actually do; he was the KGB operative who recruited Ames and Hansen... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Maybe they could have an "aesthetics code"; kind of like a dress code... "I'm sorry sir, you will have to wear this burka"... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

The REALLY funny part about this thread is that the ENTIRE time it has been up (until I just opened it) I have been reading the title as "Just what IS MUFF?" "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Naked Dining "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Well said. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Agreed; to clarify, a move that would indicate that he IS going to shoot somebody... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

I am curious, given some of the posts I have read as of late, as to where you "draw the line"... You are carrying a firearm, and are walking around shopping in a drug store, when you notice a commotion at the front... A man has pulled a handgun and is having the teller empty the cash drawer... Odds are (and yes, armed robbery statistics will back this up) that he will take the money and go without hurting anyone... What do you do? ... Do you draw and fire while you have the tactical advantage of surprise?... Wait and see if he makes a threatening move?... Let him leave because the cash register take at a drugstore isn't worth killing him over?... Not passing any kind of judgement; just curious as to reactions... And you have to admit; it is a much more likely scenario than a singer getting shot at a concert or a guy attacking his ex-wife at the courthouse... When does it become worth the feeling that you will have from pulling the trigger and putting someone (no matter how much of a scumbag) in the grave? And yes, some people do belong there. I am just trying to gauge people's reactions. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

... I am dyslexic sometimes (among my myriad of other problems) and just couldn't figure out where I wasn't getting it... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Completely reasonable. Is it also reasonable that those who have chosen not to carry or own a weapon should prevent those who think it's prudent from owning or carrying a weapon? - Jim Did I miss something? Isn't that what is being said? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

ESPECIALLY in Speaker's Corner... It's draining. That's why I play here now. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Chihuly, maybe? His work is amazing... You quick with the google search or are you really that full of obscure information? Ha! Ask my friends; they will tell you I am a FOUNTAIN of obscure and relatively useless information... Just a fan of his work, actually, I have known about him for quite awhile... It's very unique, I think a number of years ago he was named a "National Living Treasure" or some such... I recently saw the piece he did for the Bellagio and it is incredible... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Chihuly, maybe? His work is amazing... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Perris/Elsinore; I would imagine... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Maybe I have a different take on this, but I don't really see this as much support for the anti-gun side of the debate; the primary reason (in this particular case, anyways) being that if he hadn't had access to a firearm, he probably just would have done something else to kill her. Anyone with enough of a mental problem to do that just would have used a car bomb or some such instead if he didn't have a gun. Probably not an overly popular view; just the way I see it. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Piano with Rachmaninoff. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET