Judit

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  1. I think i can consider myself extremely lucky, I can sleep, anywhere, anytime, in any noise or light if I'm tired. Once when i was a kid my mum was presenting a music show and they were practicing in a small room with huge speakers on the bed. I fell asleep right next to it. It has disadvantages as well, once i fall asleep my bed could be stolen and I'd never realize . Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  2. Aries - totally me. Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  3. Judit

    old folk

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  4. Me: when am i gonna die? God: The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift, that's why it is called "the present". Me: thank you. great answer God: you are quite welcome. Thanks for your support. Try asking me again using simpler words. Me: when will i die? God: You could check out the actuarial tables at Deathclock.com Deathclock: Your Personal Day of Death is... Tuesday, September 25, 2068 Seconds left to live... 1,988,176,423 and counting That would make me... 92 years old. I don't think so anyone who knows me would figure that. Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  5. Judit

    old folk

    so am i Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  6. Judit

    old folk

    A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. His wife asks, "Where are you going?" "To the kitchen" he replies. "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" "Sure." "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks. "No, I can remember it." "Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. You'd better write it down because you know you'll forget it." He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." "I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, so you'd better write it down!" she retorts. Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Leave me alone! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!" Then he grumbles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment and says - "Where's my toast? Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  7. Worked up until about 10 minutes ago but now it keeps telling me "Account Temporarily Unavailable". I'm glad I'm not the only one. Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  8. Judit

    women = problems

    Can you imagine, what an exam! A+ Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  9. Judit

    women = problems

    I just received this and had to share it Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  10. That's hilarious. We kept chatting for hours cute but pretty dumb Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  11. OMG what a tragedy! I met Adrian and Katarina on the Sweedish Friflaj Festival a couple of years ago. I was lucky enough to have the opportunity to jump with Adrian and have a chat with Katarina on the landing area at a few occasions. What a truly amazing couple! Adrian you will be sorely missed by very many. Thank you for making skydiving a better, more colorful and safer world. Katarina, i can't even begin to express how sorry I am and just how much my heart goes out to you and your baby daughter. Glenn, my deepest condolences to you and all of Adrian's friends and family. R.I.P. Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  12. Vibes are on their way... Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  13. one Protrack and one dytter + alti Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  14. that's definitely a good one! One of my favorit ones are: Mi ujsag? - What's up? Sounds like: May we shag? ... not the same Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  15. I think your language skills are pretty good - you got this one right I pressed the button a bit too quick to answer than i read the rest of your post regarding living here so i edited my original post but you were quicker. I feel slightly stupid I have thousands of funny language stories, a lot of hungarian words sound similar than some english ones but mean TOTALLY different things. I think you might just know what I'm talking about... Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  16. it actually does. Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  17. There will be one more soon. Here it's legal and I'm in the middle of organizing my first jump Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  18. Put me on the list! Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  19. Does it work with a bruised/cracked tailbone ? Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  20. I live in Budapest and coming here for a visit is definitely recommended. Beautiful city and great night life Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  21. Unfortunately physically I'm unable to help cause i live in Europe but I'm sending all my vibes and love your way guys! My deepest sympathy goes out to everyone involved in this tragedy! Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  22. My heart goes out to you Brook My deepest condolences. LOL Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  23. I actually was there and it certainly was a bad ass event. I was only there for the last 2 days so i also got to see the whole week's video. I haven't got it but if you can watch it there is some shit hot stuff on there for sure. Totally recommended
  24. Hey Kip, It was great to meet you, good luck in your travels!