Judit

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  1. On Saturday I worked from 10 to 20.30, on Sunday I tried to get rid of all the boxes from my new flat where I moved in last week. At last I have all my stuff out and more or less I can find most of my things. I had my first guests at the new place last night
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    Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
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    The sex frog

    A pretty young blond goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Guaranteed to satisfy women. Only $50 each! Satisfaction or money refunded. Comes with complete instructions." The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man packages the frog and says, "Just follow the instructions." The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she reads the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is specified: 1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy nightie. 4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the frog to follow its training. She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is very disappointed and quite upset. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So, the lady calls the pet store. The man says, "I'll be right over." Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The lady welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions..the damn thing just sits there." The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time." Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  4. My previous post of course don't compare to cheeting! I agree with the others, give them all Zeros! Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  5. That must be really annoying! I had a really cool literature teacher in high school. I was crap at writing essays and my mum was a journalist so i always asked her to write it for me. When she wrote it i always got a 3 (in Hungary you get numbers, I guess it's the equivalent of a C) and when i wrote it regardless how bad it was I always got a 5 (A). When we finished school he told my mum that he always knew from the first sentence who wrote it and he tried to influence me to do it myself hence the C and the A. It worked... Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  6. http://www.myspace.com/juditfh Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  7. Jump no. 24 in March 2002 Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  8. 0:6:5 I'm chuffed to bits. 9 coach jumps 2 fun jumps. Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  9. You're very welcome Jeff
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    Anton Malevsky

    Sorry, I have no idea how to make this a clicky. I found a lot of stuff, this is just one
  11. I'm right there with you on that! Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  12. I fly camera but due to lack of possibility of jumping here I mainly use it for coaching. Rarely I do tandem videos but when in the best case we can only do 5 jumps in a weekend and I'm the only freefly coach it's not a question. Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  13. I'm a lurker now but only since every thread i wrote to i managed to kill Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  14. Never take mine off. It's been on ever since my husband put it on in the church 8 years ago. Since than my husband died so it will only ever come off purposely if someone deserves it one day. I wear no other jewelry while jumping. Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  15. Batman Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  16. Yeah it was absolutely wicked. I just realized just how much i missed it. I haven't jumped since i left the States in last July. Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  17. 5:2 I haven't jumped for nearly a year so it was mega awesome getting back to the air. Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  18. Seriously??? Wow, congratulations Greg!!!
  19. Happy Birthday Katee!!!! Have a beautiful day hon
  20. LOL Bonnie! I'm sure we'll see eachother again sometime, somewhere.
  21. That was absolutely beautiful
  22. I've been to Arizona (7 times), California, Illinois, Michigan, Georgia, Florida, Ohio, New York and drove through Indiana, Tennessee and Kentucky. Again, being a foreigner I think that's pretty good effort. Apart from NY all the rest were skydiving trips in the last 4 years. Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
  23. UK - Save Your Kisses For Me - Brotherhood Of Man US - Disco Lady - Johnnie Taylor 18th bday - Everything Changes - Take That Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping