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  1. caress
    Ummm the first people I spoke to here was Dagney, and Nightingale, and Kelel01. And I just love them all to this day.
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    Why yes Turtle I am a bitch. When I was a young girl, I began to irritate men, other people, give off a bad attitude. Especially when I was on the rag or things just were'nt going my dang way that day. I let others know it by being a bitch. I have built up my reputation as a bitch for years and now that I am 39 I can proudly say that I am no longer a bitch in training. I am a bitch. Fully Certified. Thanks for the inquiry.-Caress
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    Nymphomania

    caress replied to sunshine's topic in The Bonfire

    no plane on Friday? damn I am coming to Mount Vernon on Friday I was going to try to see if I can find the DZ ater L and I classes. I will still try to find it do you got directions from the college for me?
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    Nymphomania

    caress replied to sunshine's topic in The Bonfire

    I am looking up " ticcie " in the dictionary. cant find it Jeanne! educate me I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
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    Nymphomania

    caress replied to sunshine's topic in The Bonfire

    Well geez I guess that we could get on over to Mount Vernon and jump then jump Sunny and then jump and then jump her again. I think she may get off on that sooo much she may get to liking that. we may have found a theoretical solution to Sunny's little problem-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
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    Nymphomania

    caress replied to sunshine's topic in The Bonfire

    My tongue is hangin out! Is that a considered a hard on? Oh my I wish I could get to Illinois somehow girl! I am to dang busy to leave. Come to Washington and I will work hard all day, come home, shower, cook you dinner,rub your feet and have you for dessert, get up and do it again. Sound like a plan?
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    Nymphomania

    caress replied to sunshine's topic in The Bonfire

    BAAAWAAAHAAAHAAA that was great ! Hey Sunny want to have phone sex? I have unlimited long distance I will call if you would like
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    Do they have whole chickens and feathers in the frozen food Isle? This could get a little messy. Better bring a wet nap and find a grocery store that will accomidate such behavior!
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    my goodness! and you should see what I can do with a big stick ice cream-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
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    I like men in jean shorts. I like it when their manhood hangs out the leg of them. such a neat way to start a blow job and an afternoon of SEX!-Caress
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    Married to my husband and abusing his cock to its full potential
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    Ganja "It only seems kinky the first time" Rodriguez That is a crock of shit
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    haven't you found the flag with your telescope yet?
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    you need an all of the above for us filthy piggy people who like everything
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    Well imho, it is how many posts that are good responses and good questions/threads. lots of them. you can do them when you are drunk or whatever, but I like witty post whores. posts that make you pee yourself from laughing so hard. I have read threads that just made my tummy hurt because certain groups of people can just run with the subject and feed off each other so well. I have enjoyed many a night just reading threads to my hubby
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    yes I can do it can you do a double knot? Double knot is hard!
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    I agree with you but lest we forget that I have watched Kurt Bush throw shit at people at Kevin Harvick and I have seen pissy looks and attitude even from Matt Kenseth, so lets not forget everybody who is behaving like a " PUSS " on national tv.-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
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    I really think that I love you (as long as it is okay with your wife)
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    I have to agree that things aint been the same since Dale E Sr. died. The true intimidator and now they are sniveling babies because thats what Dale would be calling them I think. I watch it because I love it and try to ignore the brats or laugh at them. You don't have to watch it though people it is still a free country
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    Speed Bumps? OMG EEEEEWWWWW Sunny, The ibuprophen is the best. stay away from that oxyconton stuff it is bad news. hope you feel better in the morning. If not and you dont have to work, take a lortab. that will knock you on your butt.-Love you Sunny!-Caress
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    Otter Pops, Dreyers Rocky Road Ice Cream, Vanilla Ice Cream, pot stickers, flash frozen blueberries,ice trays(full), 2 steaks, 4 pork chops, igloo stuffers for my hubbys' lunch box.
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    sugar-ah honey honey -you are my candy girl-and you got me wanting you. when I kissed you girl I knew how sweet a kiss can be- come pour your sweetness over me
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    Well there is a few for me... I really enjoyed having my hubby tie his dirtbike to his workbench ( cause it had no center stand) and then we went for it in the garage- I loved it We were fishing at lake Roosevelt In Arizona. We were getting R done on the shore, and I was howling, which started my dog howling and everyone night fishing was laughing there asses off hubby was trying to keep going and laughing I think I would really like to do it on a tarp in the middle of a strawberry field. pick some nice fresh rip ones put on some oil and crawl onto that tarp and be squishy, tasty and cum under the stars.MMMMMM-Caress
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    Its too HOT!!

    caress replied to Acensky's topic in The Bonfire

    come on up to Mt Vernon and jump it has been a relaxing 80* here in Blaine and It has been soooo nice. I have yet to jump at Vernon, but I am sure that you would love it.
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    Ladies do NOT give a shit about dog dicks, or any animal dicks whatsoever! Just human cock will do baby