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This is an ass-kicking so far. Hope the Cinderella team makes a game out of this. Forty-two

ROFLMAO!!!!! That was fucking hysterical. Looks pretty good. Forty-two

Although not a Tide fan, I am definitly pulling for the upset. Should be a good game. UCon has maybe the best D in the entire tournament however...We'll see. Forty-two

DeAngelo Hall will not be there for your Chiefs. The Jets are showing a big interest in him. Igor Olshansky is a guy who looks to be snatched up as well. I'm guessing He will be nabbed by the Bucs, Seahawks or Titans. Doubt he will fall to you. Daryl Smith is a guy who should likely be there, but is more suspect to be a 2nd round pick. Here is what I think your boys will do. They should go with Michael Clayton, Reggie Williams or Will Poole. Before you start laughing at me for naming 2 WRs when they already have one of the best offenses in the league, you may be in for a surprise. Trust me. Gut instinct tells me they may lean towards one of the many great WRs in the 1st round. Afterall, Eddie Kennison and Johnnie Morton are average at best. If I had to make an early guess, I would lean towards Poole for you guys. Just my opinion. The key will be Igor. He has moved up and down on the draft boards so much recently. He is a physical miracle with his athleticism in a big body, but teams are concerned with the amount of time he's played. Will be interesting. Personally, I would love to see him in a Bucs jersey. Forty-two

Hello Gravity. I too am a die-hard Bucs fan. I watch every team extremely closely as I like to keep abreast of the news in the NFL. As far as Lynch. it was a combination of several things. One was salary cap reasons. The Bucs are strapped and need some relief. Another reason that ties in directly with his release is his position. Having someone who is average to above average at that position compared to someone who is superb is not that great of a difference. It's not like comparing a superstar QB, RB. WR, LB, CB, etc... to an average one. Safeties are one of those positions where you can get by with someone adquate. The third reason for his release is his injury. The trainers feel it's one that will reoccur and he will not be the same. Is this true? Only time will tell. Plus, Lynch, however not old, is no spring chicken. The final reason for him being vut is Jermaine Phillips. While he is not the stud Lynch is, he is one who the Bucs see a lot of potential, not to mention he makes a lot less money. Hope that helps. Forty-two

Hearst looks as though he will head to Denver. Forty-two

So...what your artwork says is... Pacman takes extacy and mutantly has human offspring who jump out of dick-shaped planes with no parachutes..... Forty-two

Water looks awfully calm and still for that big of a storm to be so close. Bottom line, no one really knows for a fact. It's pure speculation. Forty-two

LOL, they are assuming #5 is a dolphin because Snopes told them that. It's actually not clear enough to tell for sure from just that picture alone. Could be either. Forty-two

I was going to drive it to church. Forty-two

Is this the car you want to have to cruise the beach and pick up the g-string hotties? I bet this car gets em wet. Forty-two

YOU! I'll be the man. You can be my little submissive bitch Forty-two

Yes, any grappling/submission fighting is hands down the most practical fighting style there is. There will obviously be those who argue, but it is indeed true. And BJJ happens to be the very best grappling/submission style. A lot of people talked about what style is the ultimate. It has been a source of popular debates for many, many, many years. When the UFC came out in the early 90s, we saw that grapplers (mainly BJJ stylists) won practically every tourny. Same with Pride and many others. You have to be an accomplished grappler to be a formidable opponent. The simple fact of the matter is no matter how great you are in other styles, it is almost impossible to prevent an expert grappler from taking you to the ground. If you don't believe me, take a look at some Royce Gracie highlights as well as many others. They take down black belts in other styles as easy as butter. It is not difficult in the least. And once you go to the ground with an expert BJJ stylist, it's all over but the crying. To answer another question, no, I never entered an UFC tourny. I wanted to, but just takes too much time for the training. It's not something you can just step into and expect to be successful. Takes months of preparing and training as well as conditioning. My tournys were smaller, more statewide. Forty-two

I'm assuming you're referring to Sambo, which is a Russian style. It encompasses a lot of grappling and submission as well. Sambo does a little striking and kicking where BJJ does none. As far as someone to teach you in the Birmingham area, yes I do. Let me see of he's still around. If he is I'll float you a PM. Forty-two

I despise the 3 worst liquors ever created in the history of the planet..... - Rumpleminzt - Goldshlager - Yaegermeister Fucking disgusting. Forty-two

1. Speak Russian fluently. 2. Black Belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu (grappling/submission fighting). I have entered 7 NHB (No Holds Barred) and mixed martial arts tournaments with a professional record of 17-6. Forty-two

My two favorite parts..... 1. The headshot towards the end. 2. The guy running over with the bucket of water and TOSSING IT ON THE GROUND by accident, ROFLMAO!!!!! Forty-two

Water polo is cruel and unusual punishment to horses. Many have drowned. Stop the madness. Forty-two

OMFG this is so fucking funny. Click on the Clip Of The Week titled "Human Target." Classic. NSFW since it is technically a porn site, even though the page itself is not. Forty-two

Did you see the newest bullshit they're going to dish out on Fox? The Swan. They're going to take homely housewives and transform them into beauty contestants using plastic surgery and shit. Ummm. Feel free to take my tv anytime you wish. Thank God I usually only watch CNN, History Channel and some other programs. My God. What a shitty reality show. What's next? Making us watch 2 hours of amateurs singing hick music? Oh...wait...never mind. Where did I put that shotgun again? Forty-two

Just promise me you'll make sure I get my whole head in front of the shotgun. Forty-two

Yee-haw music, huh? Great. Grab the cowboy hat, straw, dip, boots, flannel shirt and your sister and let the good times roll. 2 hours of amateurs singing hick music? Excuse me while I go blow my head off with a shotgun. Forty-two

Hey now, this could be misunderstood as offensive to clowns. That's it, lock the whole damn thread! Forty-two

LOL! Forty-two

ROFL. That Delta joke was hillarious. Saving that one. Thanks. Forty-two