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I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun!

Sorry, I guess I take it for granted that some people would rather sit in one place all night than roam and ramble. Maybe it's a girl thing. But I'll TRY to control myself. As a nominee for an Orfun Foster Parent...lean your asses over b/c your each gettin a whoopin!!! Whether it be from me or someone else. I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun!

Awesome Bolas! Thanks soooo much for helping pull all these fundraising ideas together!! Have I told you lately you ROCK and look great gagged? Less than two weeks!!!!! I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun!

Don't talk the talk unless you are planning on walking the walk, sweetie. Nicki, I don't think we're gonna have to twist Amunduh's arm too much to play with us!!! WooHoo!! Girls, girls, girls!! We're gonna have sooo much fun with all the pretty ladies!!

Uncle Papa Whit, Sat. night is naughty leprechaun, anything green goes, and the slave auction. Take your pick on your costume. I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun!

Yup, boogie at the farm. bring your tent, jump, party and camp...in that order... I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun!

Hey Bubbles that includes YOU TOO!!! Alright ladies, raise your hands if you wanna sink Bubbles????? I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun!

QuoteMy 2 cents: It is inappropriate. Not just for the way it refers to women, but for the whole idea and the profanity. I don't have to be a woman to be offended at this. Quote And as a woman and mom I'm NOT offended by this. Will I take my children, mother or co-workers along if this MILF decides to go to that boogie? That's a great big "HELL NO!". I have 3 modes (in general). Work mode, mommy mode, and mari mode. When Mari's out to play...anything goes, yes, even dirty words (sometimes quite filthy, actually). Definately not the case otherwise. Everyone has control of their actions. And I do think, in general, people are conscious of their behavior and if politely asked to 'chill' they will. But honestly, as a parent with small children, I remove them from the situation if I think they shouldn't be exposed to it. I assess situations immediately. If I'm not feeling it the first few minutes. I'm out of there. Back to the whole MILF idea, every man for himself, to each his own, and as a MILF, I am truly not offended in the least bit. I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun!

Awe Kennedy, chin up! You wouldn't get teased if you weren't so damn hot!! Have a blast in NYC! We'll just miss you, that's all!

Awesome morning news!! Congrats Daddy! I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun!

Match the case and raise it by one one body shot!! If these lovely ladies are insisting you guys be here, the least I can do is get the ball rolling.... I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun!

Weegegirl...you're gonna be in Dublin?????? Holy Crap Batman!!! This boogie is gonna rock!! More sky chicas!! Can't wait to meet you! I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun!

Damn Bubbles, what else do you have up your sneaky sleeve? Kitty, I've volunteered to help w/ tandem manifest. You could certainly help me if you'd like. I have no doubt it's gonna be SWAMPED!!! Bring it on baby!! Thursday and Friday are our jump our ass off days sweet cheeks!

I'm a little slow like that sometimes.... Nope, you're not slow, it's just that crazy movie quote thing that grabs guys by the balls and won't let go until they have successfully completed every freakin line they ever memorized. Oh well, we'll just stick to 'real life' and let those silly boys keep their movie quotes going...and going...and going... I married one so I can't say anything. I've learned how to 'tune out' at the most opportune times, however. I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun!

Ditto. Monroe always welcomes with open arms! Thanks guys. I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun!

My scariest jumps were from this helicopter!! ..but then there was somebody attached to me, we weren't going real high, and I had a sliver of land between the ocean and a city to land on! Can't wait to jump it again!! Can we try and sell "Extreme Chopper Tandems" to the locals? Divnswoop, You sound like an extremely cool dude!!! I can't wait to meet you!! I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun!

Promise? . Oh, YES, w/out a shadow of a doubt. You may even get double teamed by Mouth and I. We will be on Green Patrol Thursday just itching to pinch all you non-green wearin skydiver's boootays!!!! I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun!

There you have it. Mouth has spoken again. Wednesday - Standard Debauchery Thursday - Green outfits of various sizes outfits (or you WILL get pinched on your hiney!!!). Beginner and Intermediate Poker tournament. Friday - No Limit Poker Tournament Rocky Horror? Bad Skydiving Movies? Car painting (continuing from day) Saturday - Dunking booth and car smashing (continuing from the day) Naughty Leprechaun Party, Slave Auction, Raffle Drawings Sunday - Finding all your clothes and renting a U-haul to take your liver home. I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun!

BACK OFF MAN!!!!!!!! SHE'S MIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE! Can't wait to meet you Amanda!!! The girls are gonna have so much fun at this boogie, and well, the boys...can watch us have fun, and if they're nice, possibly join in. Nichole I want to be J's first. Maybe we can stand half-naked in front of him and let him work back and forth between the two of us. That may be too difficult for him to manage though. Just a thought I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun!

We'll be there Wednesday around lunch to help with that bar recruiting thing!! There will be people lined up and down Airport Road trying to win our tandem raffle. Tandems donated by: 1. Douwanto 2. Divenswoop 3. Ccowden 3 so far! Wooptydoo!!!

Let's not forget we are fundraising for Breast Cancer Research and Cure Like most elementary schools, it was typical to have a parade of students in and out of the health clinic throughout the day. We dispensed ice for bumps and bruises, Band-Aids for cuts, and liberal doses of sympathy and hugs. As principal, my office was right next door to the clinic, so I often dropped in to lend a hand and help out with the hugs. I knew that for some kids, mine might be the only one they got all day. One morning I was putting a Band-Aid on a little girl's scraped knee. Her blonde hair was matted, and I noticed that she was shivering in her thin little sleeveless blouse. I found her a warm sweatshirt and helped her pull it on. "Thanks for taking care of me," she whispered as she climbed into my lap and snuggled up against me. It wasn't long after that when I ran across an unfamiliar lump under my arm. Cancer, an aggressively spreading kind, had already invaded thirteen of my lymph nodes. I pondered whether or not to tell the students about my diagnosis. The word breast seemed so hard to say out loud to them, and the word cancer seemed so frightening. When it became evident that the children were going to find out one way or another, either the straight scoop from me or possibly a garbled version from someone else, I decided to tell them myself. It wasn't easy to get the words out, but the empathy and concern I saw in their faces as I explained it to them told me I had made the right decision. When I gave them a chance to ask questions, they mostly wanted to know how they could help. I told them that what I would like best would be their letters, pictures and prayers. I stood by the gym door as the children solemnly filed out. My little blonde friend darted out of line and threw herself into my arms. Then she stepped back to look up into my face. "Don't be afraid, Dr. Perry," she said earnestly, "I know you'll be back because now it's our turn to take care of you." No one could have ever done a better job. The kids sent me off to my first chemotherapy session with a hilarious book of nausea remedies that they had written. A video of every class in the school singing get-well songs accompanied me to the next chemotherapy appointment. By the third visit, the nurses were waiting at the door to find out what I would bring next. It was a delicate music box that played "I Will Always Love You." Even when I went into isolation at the hospital for a bone marrow transplant, the letters and pictures kept coming until they covered every wall of my room Then the kids traced their hands onto colored paper, cut them out and glued them together to make a freestanding rainbow of helping hands. "I feel like I've stepped into Disneyland every time I walk into this room," my doctor laughed. That was even before the six-foot apple blossom tree arrived adorned with messages written on paper apples from the students and teachers. What healing comfort I found in being surrounded by these tokens of their caring. At long last I was well enough to return to work. As I headed up the road to the school, I was suddenly overcome by doubts. What if the kids have forgotten all about me? I wondered, What if they don't want a skinny bald principal? What if . I caught sight of the school marquee as I rounded the bend. "Welcome Back, Dr. Perry," it read. As I drew closer, everywhere I looked were pink ribbons - ribbons in the windows, tied on the doorknobs, even up in the trees. The children and staff wore pink ribbons, too. My blonde buddy was first in line to greet me. "You're back, Dr. Perry, you're back!" she called. "See, I told you we'd take care of you!" As I hugged her tight, in the back of my mind I faintly heard my music box playing . . . "I will always love you." Breast Cancer has or will affect everyone directly or indirectly. Kudo's to the Roaming DZ and all those involved in fundraising efforts for such an important cause!!! I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun!

New Sig Line!!! Thanks David!!

You know the wuffos of Dublin better than any of us here. Rock it out girlie. Hell, I may even take a whack at it. The one time I did this we had to let the local fire department know about it and they had to be in attendance. Just a thought. I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun!

Nope, the Raffle is at the Sat. night party (tradition) and the car events should probably go down at night. The boogie is over Sunday afternoon and people will be traveling home. How long can it take a bunch of hooligans to destroy a car anyway???? I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun!

Thanks Mouth. So what all are we doing for fundraising? Friday Night: Rocky Horror Picture Show $5 entrance fee (waiver: all prices are totally made up by me just now) Jello Shots $1 Saturday: Tandem aution w/ our dear TM Douwanto Dunking Booth w/ RastaRicanAir, Bolas, SkinnyShrek, and whoeverthehell else wants to get wet (raising hand) $5 Raffle w/ tons of great gear and such Bola's Car Smashing (Painting Friday, Smashing Saturday) Jello Shots $1 Slave Auction (Highest Bidder Baby) OK. Help me out here guys. I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun!