Sheenster303

I think that if I was put into that position I would want to kill the man and do everything possible to torture him before I do it. I, however, would only WANT to do that. You may show your child that you care about what happened to him by killing the man, but after you are in jail, what will happen? The child will be without a parent. You have to think about the child's well-being before you go and do something out of anger. The child may not even recognize that you killed the abuser for him. They may just see that you killed a person. The child may not even look up to you for that. Let the law deal with the man and hopefully the death penalty will get him. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Thanks PilotDave! I will be forever grateful! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Here's one of me looking as cute as I can be!

You must hang around with some angry people. After awhile I would just give up and stop asking how people are if they are going to be all like that. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I personally like "This is a Taco Burrito Conversation....Nachos!" I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Those are my favorites to use! Mainly because I just can't think of anything else.......... I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

This one's for CrazyIvan..... "Cleaning the lightsaber" I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Alright. I'm going to have to add another one to this list. "Ya don't say!" I did say damnit! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I love the insults from William Shakespeare! Thou ruttish guts-griping apple-john! Thou churlish malmsey-nosed minnow! Thou rank tardy-gaited harpy! [Thou art] a disease that must be cut away. Ha! Love em.... I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Yeah it took me a second but I got it. How about my personal favorite.......Fucktard! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

What in the hell does that say????? Wait a second....I got it now. You would think I would know Gawgian speak by now. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

And here is the comprised list so far of the most irritating phrases (as well as other things)...... Fucktard Whuffo Take it to the next level Let's roll You know what I'm sayin or Yanoamasayin weather hold Fo' shizzle my nizzle Show them the ropes Pull some strings Ya follow me? I'm just keeping it real From the streets Been there done that It's da bomb! I could care less Think outside the box Good clean fun for everyone Poor Grammar (i.e. Your/You're) Internet Shorthand (i.e. How R U 2Day?) It's all good Back in the day.... Right on God told me that.... X (i.e. Xtreme) like oh my gosh! The thing of it is As if! Yeah I'm just sayin Rock on I'll put it this way Lemme put it like this Let's just say New and improved Whatever You people No doubt Oh my word give 110% To be honest with you True Story (with hand up) Mike Myers Catch Phrases (i.e. Yeah, baby!) You're shot out It all goes back to.... Some odd cents By the way.... Not necessarily Misuse of Rules and Sucks What you talkin about Willis? People talking in rhymes Keep in mind Happy Holidays Bam Kick it up a notch Everything is copasthetic Acrost Heighth Conversate Sleeping together Strong temper Have your cake and eat it too Christmas Eve, Eve Nucular I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

She probably thinks that is made out of bumble bees too. How sad........ I think she should just eliminate tuna from her diet. It's gross anyway. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Oh wait! Nevermind about the temper thing. I know what you were saying now. That is should be "bad temper", not "huge temper" or the like. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

And for that reason she should never eat Chicken of the Sea again. Only BumbleBee Tuna for her! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

So what exactly does temper mean then? I don't like the Christmas Eve Eve thing either. There is already a Christmas Eve! You don't need to make another one! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Heh.......I feel kinda like the retard girl right now... I have a question, do you all just make these up as you go along? I feel so inferior due to my short term memo....hey look a bird! Sounds like you might just have ADD! I'm sure all these things are in some online text dictionary somewhere. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Okay I'll bring in what mochaskychick said in another thread. She said why is called "Sleeping Together" when you're doing everything but sleeping? I hate that phrase too! Might as well just say We have sex together. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Heh.......I feel kinda like the retard girl right now... I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Okay you guys! I hear what ya sayin....... Maybe it isn't such a bad thing after all....................... I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

OTOH.......there's something to be said for cleaning up the gene pool. OTOH Help me out and tell me what that stands for. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I'm thinking that girl should never skydive. Who knows what the hell she would do during a malfunction. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

ROFLMAO! That's hilarious! Poor thing.......someone needs to tell her........ Poor thing, nothin' - her parents should be slapped for raising a retard. Wait, that was insulting to legitimately retarded people, who can't help it. Ooh, hey, look how apropos your quote is! This is the quote: "Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish?" The Situation: Jessica asks her husband to explain the flaky white meat inside a can of Chicken of the Sea. I think that show is hilarious! But really though.....I didn't think someone could be THAT stupid without a good excuse! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

ROFLMAO! That's hilarious! Poor thing.......someone needs to tell her........ I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

No, this isn't Jessica Simpson we are talking about. It's Britney Spears! But Jessica Simpson knows how to eat Chicken of the Sea out of a can! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102