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boys I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

poop I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

cold I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

candy I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

My phobia isn't on there. I am afraid of aliens abducting me. So would that be aliabductophobia? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Not really a great story, but I'll tell it anyway..... So back in November I'm coming home from a friend's house at about 1 am or so. It was raining and I was on this really windy road. I got about not even 1/2 mile from his house and I went around this curve going a little too fast and hit a puddle of water, hydroplaned and lost control of the car. Stupid me slams on my brakes and goes into the other lane (the road is a 2-lane) and then the car does a 180 degree turn to the right and hits this brick mailbox straight on. The mailbox was right in front of a wooden fence and the resident's "prize tree" from florida. So of course I destroyed the mailbox, killed the tree and hit the fence so hard that my front tires weren't even touching the ground anymore. So when I hit I am not even freaking out. I am just like oh crap. Oh crap. I get out of the car to see the damage but I couldn't see the front end cuz it was caught in the fence. So I try to call my friends from my cell phone because one of them was driving in the car in front of me but she didn't see what happened and kept driving. Of course, my phone died. And no one is on that road at all. So for a second I panic and don't know what to do. But then I remember my friend's house is like right there, so I ran to his house and banged on his door and started screaming and crying. He let me use his phone to call my mom and my mom called the police and I ended up getting 2 tickets. How sucky is that? I got one for Driving too fast for conditions (which I accept with no problem) and one from Failure to Maintain Lane! How stupid is that! No duh I failed to maintain the lane. Stupid people.....whatever..... I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I used to hate mustard, but within the last 2 years I've grown a taste for it and I can't imagine a Subway sandwich without mustard! The one thing that has still yet to change is my disgust for any kind of fruit drink. I hate orange juice, apple juice, grape juice...you name it. The smell of the juice makes me gag before I can even get it to my mouth. But I love the fruit themselves. I absolutely love oranges, apples, grapes, etc..... I guess I'm just a weirdo. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I think Caress just spelled it out clearly whether or not women masturbate. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Those attacks were really close to those guys. How scary..... At least they had their Gatarade to quench their thirst if they got thirsty. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Afghanistan Mortar Attack There you go! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Hmmm so where's the download? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

What is a watermelon joke? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Is your name pronounced Da rI us or Dar E us? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I have this weird eye-crossing thing that freaks everybody out when I show them. I don't know if that's a talent or not, but the reactions I get sure are funny! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

LMAO! I love that movie! I wanna live somewhere named WanaHaka Loogee! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Skye Cy for a guy? What in the world??? I still like mine though. I always liked the name Maren. Cheyenne I could do without. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I just took the rename yourself quiz thingy and it said I should be renamed Maren Cheyenne. That's cute! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Yes........you are correct. It is. I wonder if someone has named their child Uranus. That would be just wrong. Wonder how I can find out............. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Under that same thinking, we could also name the baby Uranus. I'm sure a good therapy bill will come from that too. Myanus?.......No URANUS! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Udaho? No....Idaho! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I think you just need a snack. Those are names for brands of bananas. Ah yes........I like that..... How about we name the baby Chiquita Banana Smith or whatever the last name is? I like that idea even better. Chiquita Banana........she better end up being a healthy eater...... I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I've officially changed my vote to Shaniqua Bonquita or Shaquiqui. Those are fun don't you think? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Wait...so I'm confused. Is the gas station named after Ghandi or something? What does Ghandi have to do with a gas station in St. Louis? What she talking about how Indian people own some gas stations in the U.S.? Did she just generalize everybody as being like Ghandi? Heh? I'm really confused.......... I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Oh yeah.....I like Malachi too. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I like Braxton for a boy and Kensey for a girl. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102