Sheenster303

Real couple or fake online couple? Stacy and Galen Dz.com couple where both post. Like..... SkymonkeyOne and KatieBear Bkdice and jmfreefly Hookitt and Brits Roysplaything and ChopChop Ianmdrennan and mindway69 Those are some off the top of my head......I'm sure there are plenty of others. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

There is something different about Christmas fudge than every other fudge I have during the year. It always tastes 10 times better. I love Christmas treats! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I'd go with the black dress too, but as everyone has said it would be much easier with pictures. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Ohhhh I got a couple more to add to the list..... Most likely to turn dz.com into a porn chat room: mnealtx and dzdiva Most likely to piss everyone off in SC: Tunaplanet Ohhhh we should vote on Cutest Couple. There are just too many for me to pick just one. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I second BGill and I quadruple or quintuple Melstarr! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Nominees for Dz.commer of the year (so far anyway): Peaceful Jeffrey Billvon AggieDave Remster Vallerina VanillaSkyGirl MelStarr GirlFallDown Dz.com Superlatives: Best Head Honcho: Sangrio Best Moderator: All Greenies Best Swiss: piisfish Most likely to be abducted by aliens: Sheenster303 Most likely to write the most beautifully written post ever: Michele Most likely to change their avatar at least once every week: Flyangel2 Most likely to post in a thread about guns: JohnRich Most likely to post about Freebirds - Aggiedave DZcommer with the hottest ass ever - BRAINS!!! Most likely to scream with a southern accent - Mouth DZcommer with worst bodily injuries not from skydiving - Zeemax, Gimp, and Muenkel Most likely to get anal probe from aliens - sheenster Most likely to be confused for a midget (*cough* sorry, "little person"): Daizey. Most likely to break Sunny's heart - wildcard 451 Most likely to post, period - AggieDave Best Golf Cart Driver: Zeemax Bestest Golf Cart Driver: Sunny Best Jim Beam Drinker: Jib Most Creative Pronounciation of "Tube Socks": Galen Most Likely to Fill Your Car With Packing Peanuts: Bean Best ROdriguez Kid: Bytch Most likely to win the Pulitzer with her porn stories: Sunny Most likely to write the most beautifully written porn ever: Michele Best dancer: Sunshine Best hair: Rosa Hottest ass: Weildblblue...and I'll bump that thread up if you don't believe me! Horniest: Hmmm....tough one Best teacher: Kallend Best kisser: Vallerina Most likely to have a close encounter of the bovine kind: Stacy Most likely to get kicked in the face: Stacy Most likely to dance on a pool tabel: Stacy Best pilot: Pete (even though he stopped posting) Best surprse gifts in the mail: Pagie & wingnut Best cheer me up PMs: Rosa Best DDs: Slowfaller Most likely to force me to do evil things: Valerina Most likely to swoop an emu - Jimbo Most likely to never date a stripper again - PhillyKev Most likely to dance on a bar - Shotgun Most likely to be found Sunday morning around the WFFC bonfire: Tie. Skybytch and Skymonkey1 I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

That's because Sunshine loves me! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Oh boo.......I'm not popular and I started the thread! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

A friend of mine once threw her cell phone in a public garbage can by accident and I think she used it immediately after fishing it out. I can't really remember though. That would be way gross if she did. Kelly(kelel01), did you or didn't you? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Or we could do something like......... Most likely to be abducted by aliens: Sheenster303 Most likely to write the most beautifully written post ever: Michele Most likely to change their avatar at least once every week: Flyangel2 Most likely to post in a thread about guns: JohnRich So whatcha got people? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Oh I get ya. Like high school superlatives....... I'm sure there are plenty of those to come up with! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

OMG I love Bop It! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I haven't seen either of them, but Gilligan's Island definitely intrigues me more than Rebel Billionaire. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Alright so who are going to be the nominees this year? I know we have another month to go until the end of the year, but most people will be Eloy then. We might as well do it now! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

OMG I HATED Punch Drunk Love! I think it was the worst movie Adam Sandler has ever done and I'm sad that I wasted my money to see it. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Okay so I got the band name wrong. It's wrong on my computer I did know it was Sweet. I did! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I got an awesome plan with Verizon that they don't offer to new customers anymore. Since I very rarely travel, I have the Local Digital plan. 39.99 for 600 anytime minutes, unlimited nights and weekends, Unlimited In-Network Calling. My bill is normally 56 dollars though cuz I pay 9.99 for 1000 text messages which I don't quite use as much as I used to. Verizon is awesome though. I can't remember the last time when my phone cut out on me. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Ugh, i rented that last week and thought it sucked ass. Seriously when I first watched it, I didn't care for it at all, but for some reason the more I thought about what happened in the movie, the more I liked it. I'm always caught off guard when movies are weird like that and I normally just write them off as being sucky. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I could see myself snowboarding. Kinda sucks that I don't live where the snow falls. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

That's weird because the other day the directions to the Farm and Skydive Atlanta led to ASC. They probably just messed up when they fixed it. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

OMG I LOVE Blue Bell Ice Cream!!! Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough is my fave! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I just watched that for the first time a couple of weeks ago when I got really bored. How lame is that movie? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Don't forget Friends! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Okay so I decided my favorite 80s song is Ballroom Blitz by Blue Oyster Cult. It's my ringtone. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah And the man at the back said Everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz And the girl in the corner said Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I may not be a lightweight with caffiene, but I'm a total lightweight with alcohol. One shot or one beer, I am messed up. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102