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  1. ihateskydivers
    i'm an A&P, the market is ever growing. Majors: Delta, no unions...nice Medium: make sure your employer has alot of aircraft to keep you busy (this is where you'll make the most money) Small: stay away from DZ's you'll only increase the politics
  2. ihateskydivers
    they will get it, do a prank the old fashion way...tie a zip tie around all of their drive shafts and watch them pull out of the parking lot...most amusing
  3. ihateskydivers
    Oh...man, i've found my dream show!!!!
  4. ihateskydivers
    Congrats bro, but this doesn't give you an excuse to stop that diet. Skydivers generally don't want to sit infront or behind the 'fat, sweaty' guy on the plane...and don't be offended if they keep making you sit over or under the wings. Keep that CG forward!!! Stay off the toliet! (the back)
  5. ihateskydivers
    ask that guy who got that neck tatoo if he though it was a good idea 10 years ago...nothin but regret
  6. ihateskydivers
    and worse comes to worse (i.e. you can't find a competent rigger locally) just send it to Jump Shack when it's due. Better yet...drive and jump
  7. ihateskydivers
    Derek, good idea. Spizarko, you read the post wrong, your startin a debate over the wrong thing...HEX Bill, good point, i agree, and is why i keep mine connected, with many many camera jumps under my belts. I have heard rumors of snags, but never heard of a fatality.
  8. ihateskydivers
    i should do them more often
  9. ihateskydivers
    hey bro, it'll fly and is NOT unsafe, you do what you gotta do to keep in the air peace!
  10. ihateskydivers
    you should have gotten water training the old fashioned way. buy some "water" that tastes like beer and give it to your AFF I on saturday night i'm sure he'll explain the finer points about water training as he's signing you off
  11. ihateskydivers
    you can jump at most DZ's A Skydive Las Vegas won't let you unless you train there.
  12. ihateskydivers
    comfey...ugly but comfey
  13. ihateskydivers
    just tell those fags that if they didn't grip their dicks all night, that cramped hand could pull. 10 chops, 8 on soft, never noticed a difference
  14. ihateskydivers
    keep it up, until 500 then slack off. yes...chuckles...memories
  15. ihateskydivers
    they are right, you sit around all day, sit in the plane, then fall out. oh and drink beer all night.
  16. ihateskydivers
    i know
  17. ihateskydivers
    I'm jealous, be there tormorrow morning
  18. ihateskydivers
    Yeah, call 1 386 736 7589 I just saved your neck bro
  19. ihateskydivers
    Shit, sorry, I got nutz and thought someone knew something about politics.
  20. ihateskydivers
    We're going to have to get a 'Republican Skydivers' club formed.
  21. ihateskydivers
    Bro, if your only jumping once a month...keep your friends. Beg for forgiveness
  22. ihateskydivers
    Assuming your a decent packer, the opening will (mostlikely) be longer than normal. I wouldn't worry about it, but your call.
  23. ihateskydivers
    It's all relative, no one is the same. Some like it gucci, some like it kmart.
  24. ihateskydivers
    This person obviously doesn't listen, stick a knife in his tire with a note "Keep flying the way you do here, and next time worse"
  25. ihateskydivers
    Agreed, also, a lineover doesn't snivel for 800 feet. Usually slam dunks you.