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Part of my friends' training, if I recall correctly, was to jam his thumb into an orange another friend was holding on his face, while the friend was screaming his face off, to simulate jamming his thumb into an enemy combatants eye. notice I said training, not in the back yard for fun Terrible things get to be less terrible (to you at least)the more often you do them. .jim "Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC

I appreciate your service, but likewise, I cannot fathom how the president can threaten to veto all day long, and he's not the one who's "not supporting our troops". Please. Elaborate. .jim "Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC

We should probably worry about toothless hillbillies from Louisiana trying to skydive as well. A phrase I don't want to hear on takeoff roll is, "mommmma, theres another gator on the airoplane". .jim "Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC

John, you don't understand! They're terrorists! and we're americans! To Johnrich: There is nothing unpatriotic about questioning the policies of your governement. Further, there is nothing unpatriotic about standing up against those policies that you feel are wrong. Torture is torture. .jim "Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC

You forgot the reduced toothcount, overalls, and a shotgun, as well. Seriously though, texas sucks. .jim "Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC

Maybe we should have rules where your US citizenship is revoked if you can't, oh, say, spell words a 4th grader could? Now to poke some holes: 1.) "unleashing the dogs" isn't possible. Not enough resources. 2.) if you had the choice between using your "no US rights ID" and using your "no US rights ID" to come into the US and then using fake ID, which would you choose? Go to your local elementary and high school and count up the number of "illegals" you have in that school. Then come back here and tell us what percentage it is. I'll even go a step further, and let you say that ALL the mexicans you can see are probably illegals. (To give you the benefit of the doubt). Then we'll take that percentage, apply it to your yearly income tax and then you can tell how much, in dollars you think you're getting ripped off (just on the local education front). To top it off, do you think you'd be able to buy your family a fastfood meal with that money? Or is this not a "petty thing" and a thing of principle? .jim "Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC

Boy shorts are fucking amazing. Thongs can be a little hot, but holy crap, something about a little bit of firm ass sticking out from the bottom of boy shorts... I'm a lucky boy. And more than that, she's my girl.

Well I think the answer is obvious! It's probably the same kind of idiot that wants to buy a jeep. .jim "Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC

Believe it or not, but people commuted long distances before there were cars. Often, people who complain about a lack of choice are usually the ones who don't like the other option. .jim "Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC

Ah, but you DO have a choice, you are just unwilling to make the required sacrifice to do it. Back when we were a single car family, my dad would ride his bike from where we lived in titusville, fl, to kenennedy space center. Now, it's not that far, 12 or 13 miles one way. But it's more than these fatass couch potatoes could walk in a year because they've become sedentary. You could walk, run, jog skip, bike, etc. You'd just have to leave earlier to get there, and take longer to get home! But now some people, probably in general, are too lazy to because it's not like the olden days where everybody's shoes were made out of bark, and ben franklin hadn't invented electricity or robots. .jim "Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC

I have an idea! Do a project poster about: Automated Thin Rock Section Preparation Device for Lunar/Mars Analog Samples! It could be fun. .jim "Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC

I have a law related question. It's not for big money, but it is PISSING ME OFF something furious. If you help me out, I will be forever in your debt, and tell everyone that you are THE MAN/WOMAN. So here's the deal. I do research/am a student on a small college campus. Parking sucks, and there are only a few parking lots that are all designated and require permit parking. Now here is the fucked up thing. I have now received 3 different tickets parking on a public street on campus that has absolutely zero signage indicating that I need a permit to park there. The stated reason on the ticket is that I don't have a permit. Now, it would be cake for me to go get a permit, and I can understand that some people might thing it's silly that I don't just comply. But I take issue with the fact that it's a public street, and they'll just ticket any car (even if it's some old grandma) because they don't have a permit. The rules are stated such that, "you should just know". I have "appealed" these tickets twice now. But here's the next problem. The person who reviews and decides if the appeal is appropriate is the Head of Public Safety. Further, she has indicated that even though they parking lots are signed, and the streets are not, I'm still at fault because "school doesn't have the funding to put up appropriate signage". It seems that this is not in the interest of fairness if you get what I'm digging at... What is the best way to appeal this? Could I get it into a legitimate court case? It just seems so wrong that I could get fined for this. It's obviously a measure to just rob me of 20 damn dollars every month. Please give me some suggestions, this is making me grumpy. .jim "Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC

kansas? With butt-fucking over-the-top fundamental christian hillbillies? Wanting to kick some ass? It COULDN'T be! Every time I drive through kansas, I turn the radio off, for fear that my car might burst into flames if I actually started believing some of the shit they say. kansas should be a parking lot. It's not even a real state. note: I'm not joking about a goddamn thing in my entire post, kansas actually does suck that much balls. It doesn't even deserve capitol letters .jim "Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC

This just in, Lost is gayer than when gay came to gay town! No smiley needed because I'm serious as a heart attack. .jim "Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC

My careful churchiful analysis of this statement means: one day with the lord feels like a 1000 years? What is he a slow talker or a one-upper or something? .jim "Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC

Honestly, this bothers me. Not that they're protesting war (despite it being a ass-backwards way of doing it), nor that they're wearing masks. But burning a soldier is rediculous. Protest the government that is putting them in that position. Not the people that are doing they're job because they're ordered to. Burning an effigy of the W, on the other hand, might not bother me in the least. .jim "Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC

There's nothing unncessary about it. Bill Cole was the one spouting off the end of the world junk all over this place. While this may or may not be a valid comparison, if I were to come on here and say that I had the power to magically turn into a tuna sandwhich, would you back me up if someone else brought it up in future conversations? Either way, who cares, people always bitch about the end of the world. It will happen some day, the world will shrug human life off of it, and return to a natural state of equilibrium, with or without us. But to suggest that you know when it will happen, based off some old-ass book that only has hints of truthiness to it, well then that's just silly. Based off of my findings, the world will end when the crow drops the cheese, and... whatever. .jim "Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC

Do you trust the GPS to see the GA traffic below the airplane? .jim "Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC

Yah, extra super powerful. I've never seen that before! .jim "Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC

As a person who has worked in a variety of manufacturing positions, let me say that, 99.9% of the time, the customer is always wrong (read dumb as a sack of rocks). I spent a year of my life idiot proofing a beautiful 15k$ telescope mount only to have morons crash their covers/decks into the mount, drop it, bang on it with a large mallet, etc., and yet they'd still find that it was somehow the company's fault that they didn't know their ass from a hole in the wall. Now, I'm not saying that that's what's going on here , but I can understand other's skepticism. I haven't seen bonehead's modification, but if I was the process engineer responsible for an ooops like that... well, I wouldn't be. I know better, and I imagine they do too. If it's a manufacturing error, email them up and handle your business. .jim "Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC

Don't laugh. That's SOP for me. .jim "Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC

As a CNC machinist, one of my favorite pages for a couple of years has been: http://www.cncgunsmithing.com/ Good luck on the project. Don't blow your hand off when you first test it out. .jim "Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC

For my body weight, I know that 2400mg daily is ok (it's what I switched to immediately instead of vicoden, post surgery, because it made me sick). .jim "Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC

Are there that many trains in India? All the more reaoson to pursue graduate degrees, I suppose... .jim "Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC

But I can eat, yell at people in the back seat, play with my ipod, and grope my girlfriend all while driving, above the speed limit, I should add. Your human laws don't apply to me. .jim "Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC