NtheSeaOrSky

This is by far the best suggestion! I love it. Poor fucker has a truly tough audience tonight!Walt What did you expect?! What, you want me to send the dude

well, the only logical thing to do is get her name tatooed on your other arm ok, so I really have nothing constructive to add well ok, maybe except for: you were so terrible and she wants to get rid of you so in the nicest possible way she is trying to pester the shit out of you to scare you away so she doesn't have to be cruel and mean and tell you the truth Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

YAY!! that happens to someone else !!! I am not a morning person AT ALL, so when that happens, I usually am stuck there for a few minutes till the brain processes what the fuck just happened!! . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

Or a bomb dog reacting to a woman's crotch . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

guilty but it was more of a stuck on purpose thing- o k well after the first time I just for the life of me not have a lifesaver, peppermint or other candy in my mouth without crunching into it and eating it right away. Putting it on the tongue ring allowed it to slowly dissolve and had a neat sensation when pressed on the roof of my mouth. yeah I am weird, but it works for me . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

Copy and print this out to remind yourself after packing and moving all your stuff You might need it !! . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

THere are lots of nice places to go in Savannah. The riverwalk has lots of restaurants and such. You can wing it as you go along Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

yeah, what he said... when I traded in for my current car, everyone before going laughed their assess off and said I wouldnt get an even trade for my truck. Well the kbb values were similar, mileage and condition and I was very up front with the salesman and we swapped titles and both got what we wanted and no money changed hands. Homework took about an hour and the deal less than that. . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

Want his number? Hrrm...course by the time I got hold of him, and he got here it will make me wired till tomorrow morning Next time I will put one of those security tag things on, so it explodes when someone takes it Then I will know who the redbull thief is! just go around sniffin' everyone's breath like on the sierra mist commercial they might just be afraid to be a repeat offender . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

Telekom Malaysia must be somehow related to Sprint . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

I'm sure there are in fact married people that have great sex lives... yeah, but is it with each other sorry, couldn't resist! . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

Interestingly enough (or not) there was a counterpart to superglue - called nexaband and it was used for closing superficial tissue wounds. My first experience with it was as a vet tech at an emergency clinic holding a wild bunny still while the doc 'closed' up the numerous wounds sustained in wild bunny versus domestic cat. Well, as I found when I went to put the bunny in its evening abode, nexaband doesnt dry quickly, and the bunny was now attached to my palm As I come walking back into the treatment area - bunny in tow - I get 'why are you still holding that thing'. My reply 'um, yeah about that ' and then removed the hand from beneath the bunny while it stayed suspended from the other hand in mid air with lil wild bunny doing the cutesy bunny nose thing all the while. Once everyone quit laughing we got the bunny detached and he left the hospital the next morning with a 'souvenir' of my flesh. Never lived that one down and neither did the doc . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

Hands down the moment I ignored my intuition and didn't make a phone call Maybe it wouldn't have changed what was going to happen, but it would not have hurt. Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

All that snow, and this is what you get for it!!! For sanity's sake, just because you have a degree doesn't mean you have to use it everyday

there is a way

um, a shoe watch it till it lands, and pounce! they are pretty stupid, usually watch you as you obliterate them without trying to fly off as you approach . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

that tells you your coffee smells like shit Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

do you have a reference for this bill? Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

a doggie boy toy you really just have a soft spot for these masked men, don't you?!?!? . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

the man has a point! Zorro probably eats less chocolate, too . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

that is just 'well done' yeah, thats how I cook too . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

My big toes are longer, but they are also the only two toes I have not broken...yet! . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

sorry, no I have some distant relatives there and that whole town has an interesting dynamic due to the mill community. It is true everyone knows each other there! Especially the older ones. I visited some of them a while back when I was in college and they were having some kind of parade or another. My great uncle-who is probably near 80- walks right up to the chunky policeman and says "I am thinking of joining the force it looks like they feed well" I was preparing for my first visit to jail while banjo music was playing in my head try pulling that with a campus cop . Since everyone knew my great uncle and knew what a card he was, the cop just laughed it off. I am pretty sure that was the longest I have ever held my breath! . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

Denim Drive, would that be Erwin, NC?? Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

Thank you Rhonda! Everyone, please can we keep this one in the spirit it was intended - the same as that when people post to help vote for a contest for themselves or a friend for awards and such. Thank you. Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...