NtheSeaOrSky
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google says first one is masonic motto last two are of the knights templar and the second one is two mottos together - most referenced to the Davinci Code not that it helps understand it at all... . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...
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http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/remember/page.cgi?d=1 . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...
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only the boy sheep - afraid of competition??? so now there are two men with lots of female sheep - nope that's not weird one bit . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...
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because you are going to slaughter her?!?!?!?!?! woman hater . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...
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You know, now that you put it that way.... it would appear we are all weird . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...
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Whoa! Mike has Nekkid sheep!!! Im telling clay you stole his sheep!!!! Maybe Mike is keeping them for Clay while he is away - you know like - coparenting them. The sheep have TWO daddies . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...
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don't worry, it is only used as an 'attention getter' . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...
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Ok well if the rooster is the cock and Dick is the dick then damnit...who is Jane?! well according to your books, if she is smart she is running . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...
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DEAR GOD NO!!!!!!! I confused the hell out of myself trying to relay the damn hypothetical situation (as it may or may not have happened) while protecting the names and descriptions of those involved . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...
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NO! It's a mini club for conkin' 'em on the head! I think if shropshire's bits are fallin' off we could be nice and offer him some duct tape. I mean it would be the right thing to do. a fishin whacker - we always used a baseball bat the large metal hooky thing might be nice to try, but that might get messy as well as far as putting bits back together, all I can offer is a staple gun....and surgical gloves . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...
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I think she uses duct tape for that . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...
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Wanna borrow the fishin' whacker? is that like a weed whacker ? if so, that could get REALLY messy REALLY quick . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...
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the 'rooster rake' is need of repair . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...
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they probably think they are the normal ones . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...
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Do you know Jane? I thought she was deep in the witness protection program. damn government classified leaks . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...
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I did not do anything. THe dog took matters into her own paws Ok it was hilarious to me but not so much to the torpedo dog recipient . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...
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Jane should teach her dog (should she have one) how to pounce on Dick hitting him right in the crotch sending him doubled over in pain and in need of ice pack assistance. There may be a brief operational delay of the equipment to take into consideration. Not that I would have any personal experience in this area . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...
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well that is wayyyy to boring I think Jane should acquire the rod thingy from Men In Black and erase his memory of the entire situation and start the whole interaction over making it seem like his idea . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...
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You can't? Okay back to the clubbing! Where's the fishin' whacker?! I think the term you are looking for is 'rooster rake' I mean, if it works for cocks surely it will work on Dicks . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...
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Now my curiousity is peaked...how the hell do you recover from that? this of course is coming from a womens perspecitve....I had done that once or twice in my past and never knew how to fix it. Apparently since she 'stole his ball' she has to give him his ball back. But wait, you just cant say oops im sorry I took your ball, here have it back..... Leave it at the doorstep then ring the bell and run ??? . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...
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But what if Jane pulled out that Cluebat and that is where the confusion on his end is now standing??? Sounds to me that Jane did just that, pulled out that bat and clocked him...only for him to go Uhhh....and play dumb.... Then he either didn't get the clue (did you show him the panties you were wearing that say "your face here"?) or he's too damn stupid to be allowed to breed... so tell me, in manspeak, how many meanings does 'wanna sleep over' have ????? . LOL.... just out of curiosity... have you put a liplock on him fit to curl his toes yet? That may just make the matter clear to him....or see the edited quote, above. Otherwise, see my above about being too stupid to be allowed to breed... I havent done anything to Dick and I think Jane is a lil too timid to attack Dick. . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...
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Now my curiousity is peaked...how the hell do you recover from that? this of course is coming from a womens perspecitve....I had done that once or twice in my past and never knew how to fix it. Apparently since she 'stole his ball' she has to give him his ball back. Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...
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But what if Jane pulled out that Cluebat and that is where the confusion on his end is now standing??? Sounds to me that Jane did just that, pulled out that bat and clocked him...only for him to go Uhhh....and play dumb.... Then he either didn't get the clue (don't know how baldly it was stated) or he's too damn stupid to be allowed to breed... so tell me, in manspeak, how many meanings does 'wanna sleep over' have ????? . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...
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But what if Jane pulled out that Cluebat and that is where the confusion on his end is now standing??? Sounds to me that Jane did just that, pulled out that bat and clocked him...only for him to go Uhhh....and play dumb.... Easy, Jane hit the wrong side of the brain ?? Maybe Jane should aim lower .edited because Easy Jane and Easy, Jane do not have the same meaning Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...
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Jane says thank you for your honest opinion . Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...