Conundrum

They've already circled the problem. * wakka wakka *

I hardly drink and when I do, I don't drink that much unless I know I don't have to drive..... which is never.

I have no idea what an Avaitar is either. Now.... an Avatar is entirely different. Just go to your profile and load the Avatar you want to use.

No, I am not a vegetarian.

Google Toolbar eliminates pop-ups. It has worked great for me so far.

Oh no, you didnt sound rude at all.

So in addition to being a vegetarian ( not eating meat, fish or poultry ) you also don't use other animal products and by-products including eggs, dairy products, honey, leather, fur, silk, wool, cosmetics, etc? Interesting.

Why? You know what Veganism is right? Maybe indeed.

I think you need to stay at the shower for the entire time. It's a great honor to be chosen as a MOH, and I think it would be really disrespectful to only stay for an hour ( assuming it will last longer than that ) becasue you care more about being at an airshow. This is one of the most important things in your friends life, be there for her.

and why are you one or the other?

There was a big deal made about wether that was really a shark, or a dolphin.

awesome picture

you do know a little about Lance Armstrong, right? I got it from somewhere else, I didn't make it up. Sheesh.

oh noes!

Congrats!

I really think there should be some sort of NSFW in the titles of threads like this. I overlooked the NSFW you put at the very bottom and opened it at work.

CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title. In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's hotel room. The 3 substances banned by the French, that were found in his hotel room were as follows: (1) Toothpaste (2) Deodorant (3) Soap The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before including testicles and a backbone... *dun dun chhhhhh*

Well then. Arent you special.

There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. Most of us have experienced this. You got to love the way this old guy handled it........ An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a crowded room if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?" "I can't piss out of it," the man replied. The doctor's office erupted in laughter ... ______________________________________________________________ Good News-Bad News Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom, right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.....How soon can I go home?"

Moving sucks. Good luck in your new place.

Fruity Pebbles & Lucky Charms

It really depends on the artists abilities and what you are trying to have covered. I've seen cover ups where I couldn't even tell something was covered up, and I've seen some that looked worse than had it been left alone.

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If skydiving means enough to you, you can quit your "other hobbies/ interests" to make up for the money you don't have to jump. Where there's a will, there's a way. But ya gotta do what ya gotta do.