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    NSFW, thanks.
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    oops...

    Conundrum replied to Conundrum's topic in The Bonfire

    A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day she calls home and a strange woman answers. WIFE: Who is this? MAID: This is the maid. WIFE: We don't have a maid. MAID: I was hired this morning by the man of the house. WIFE: Well, this is his wife. Is he there? MAID: He's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I assumed was his wife. The wife is fuming. She says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000? MAID: Of course! What will I have to do? WIFE: I want you to take my gun from the desk and shoot him and the woman he's with. The maid puts the phone down. The wife hears footsteps, then gunshots, then more footsteps. MAID: What do I do with the bodies? WIFE: Just drag them out and throw them in the swimming pool. MAID: There's no pool here. A long pause... WIFE: Wait...Is this 832-4821?
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    lowest I've pulled was 2600' or thereabout
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    NOOOOOOOO! Must...not.....watch......that....video. I get so angry when I see that stupid moron's jump.
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    As great as it is to just jump and have fun, I try to take something new away with me on every single jump. I love learning and jumping with experienced jumpers and having them teach me. Leaning new skills and improving the ones I have learned. I want to one day to compete in 4-way... and win.
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    nevermind, Im retarded, voting ends tomorrow
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    w00t! so....... who has voted only once, and who is voting over and over?
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    18%
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    Delete your cookies and you can vote again. and again, and again, and again.
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    w00t! up to 4%! C'mon people, vote vote! As much as we all want skydiving to win, I don't think it will.
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    Your company doesnt want their employees doing drugs. How's that invading your privacy?
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    Many prayers and thoughts Pammi.
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    I couldn't tell you specific places to stop at, but I drove from CA to OK a couple years ago and New Mexico was so beautiful just to drive through.
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    How do you know the Tooth Fairy isn't real? Maybe you just haven't seen one yet. Maybe you're parents lied to you. Maybe they exist. I'm sure out of the billions of people on the planet a few will swear they have seen the Tooth Fairy...just like you claim you saw a ghost. That may be true, and *maybe* my parents did lie to me. Maybe the toothfairy is real. Regardless, I know what I saw and that's it. Wether you want to believe or make fun of it is up to you. It doesn't change the truth.
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    Do you believe in the Tooth Fairy? And if you don't, why not? Please explain. No I don't, because I know it isn't real. I was told by my parents they were the ones putting the money under my pillow, as are all kids when they reach a certain age ( I'd hope anyways ) I've seen a ghost, I know they exist and are real. You don't want to believe it, that's fine. It'd probably be more constructive for me to bang my head against a brick wall than to try to convince you to believe they are real. So for now, we can agree to disagree.
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    Same reason I don't believe in Santa Clause, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny and little Leprechauns dancing around a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Call me loony. Well, some things are real wether you believe in them or not.
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    Is there a reason why you don't believe?
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    I've seen a ghost. Wether you believe they exist or not, they do.
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    I can hardly listen to a hip hop station anymore without wanting to rip my hair out. Rock stations I can deal with, there are still good songs that come out. But overall, music gets worse and worse every year.
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    Just got an e-mail letting us all know how we're doing, just thought it was pretty cool that we've donated so much money to help out! If anyone wants to help our troops, my company matches whatever an employee donates.
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    What kind of sites are you visiting? Google Toolbar blocks 99% of the pop-ups I should be getting.
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    I love my Google Toolbar.
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    I heard skydiving is supposed to be an exhibition event in the 2008 Olympics. Only 20 seconds of working time for 4-way, and the clock starts at the 1st point, not on exit. Not sure how much truth to that there is, though.
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    AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHA! This pic is posted evey once in a while on another board I frequent and everyone hates it because it's just...... creepy looking. Soooo, I thought I'd let dz.com take a look.
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    *shudder*