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  1. Did you miss the post just before yours. Or any of the other ones. Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it.
  2. You can come over while we party. Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it.
  3. I've got it! Turtle and Lindercles oil wrestling in speedos. Oh God, I think I puked a little in my mouth. Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it.
  4. Waaaaaaa! My name's Mike and I wanna go to the river but I think the big kids won't let me. Waaaaaa! Grow up pansey, and get your ass down here tomorrow. Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it.
  5. That's the first I've heard about it. Let's see, the menu will be: Bloody Mary's, Bloody Mary's, hard-boiled egg, Bloody Mary's. How about.... Mimosa, Mimosa, hard-boiled egg, Mimosa We can do both. Who's bring OJ and who's bringing BM mix? I love how we have completely hijacked this thread. Hell, we may still get a name from this weekend. Who can say,"Here kitty, kitty. Come here hangover." Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it.
  6. SSM? What's that? The Super San Marcos River? Cause that's where we're gonna be. Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it.
  7. By the way what time is breakfast tomorrow?? That's the first I've heard about it. Let's see, the menu will be: Bloody Mary's, Bloody Mary's, hard-boiled egg, Bloody Mary's. Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it.
  8. I don't clean it for her, I clean it for the cat(s). I want to see her elbow deep in cat shit. Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it.
  9. Since I'm the only one cleaning the litter box, the last thing that I want to do is to clean a second one. As much as he runs around, I think he will be able to run to the one we have already. Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it.
  10. Yeah - but it's a measly 7.2 mil. Yeah. With the possibility of getting to assassinate somebody. The kid and lady shouldn't be too much of a problem with 7.2 mil. Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it.
  11. I kid. I kid. But seriously, I've seen a lot of relationships happen and then not happen at DZs. Most of the time the old addage is right on: You don't lose your girlfriend... Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it.
  12. Got one of those, as well. They are quite humorous. And actually quite impressive with all the thought and detail put into them. Here's mine: From :Mrs.Zama Vusi Add:43 Nelson Mandela Avenue South Africa This is my son: 0927-83-243-0704 Number:you can call him anytime Good Day, Please, kindly pardon me for any inconvenience this letter may cost you because I know it may come to you as a surprise as we’ have no previous correspondence . I got your contact as I was searching for helping hand in your country, this is why I decided to appeal to you directly for assistance because I' have no relations or friends in your country for help me.I am Mrs.Zama Vusi from Zimbabwe.I am a widow being that I lost my husband last year. My husband was a serving director of the Cocoa exporting board until his death. He was assassinated last January by the rebels following the political uprising. But before the death of my husband,he anticipated some dangers and so he deposited the sum of (US$7.2 million United States Dollars) in the name of our only son( Cizer Vusi) with the help of reputable security company in south Africa with the intention of using it to open fertilizer manufacturing company among other companies in our neighboring country (Swaziland) after his university education. On the 15th January 2005, the war veterans and some supporters of(ZANU-PF)ruling party trooped into our compound and assassinates him (my husband)to death. Since then, they have been terrorizing my only son ( Cizer Vusi) ,but he managed to escape to a neighboring country, South Africa as a political asylum seeker (refugee). But his position in South Africa does not permit him to open an account or run any huge financial business. I want you to do me a favor to receive these funds to a safe account in your country or any safer place as the beneficiary. For your assistance, I have two options for you. Firstly you can choose to have 20% of the money for your assistance, and helping my family investing these funds, or you can go into partnership with me for the proper profitable investment of the money in your country. Which ever the option you want,please do notify me in your reply. I have plans to do investment in your country, like real estate and industrial production. This is my reason for writing to you. Please if you are willing to assist me and my only son Fortune,indicate your interest in replying soonest. Upon your immediate response,I will immediately arrange and send to you all the information’s that will empower your good self in finalizing the transaction with the security company in South Africa. I will also send to you the agreement that will protect both interests. And also further information about your self is necessary for I can not play on this. Thanks best regards. Mrs.Zama Vusi Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it.
  13. Look who's talking, Mr. "I married a skydiver." Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it.
  14. No. It's what I do to a bad, bad girl. Who's been a bad girl? Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it.
  15. And you're just the guy to do it, aren't you, Cowboy? Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it.
  16. And when we punish him for being bad, we will be Smacking the Pud! Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it.
  17. PUDDLES!? Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it.
  18. I was thinking Gusher. Maybe Squirt, you know, for those light flow days. Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it.
  19. Piss Bucket Quote Now we're getting closer. Never seen so much come out so fast from something so small. Looked like Ole Faithful met Mr. Bo Jangles. Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it.
  20. What about "Shit Head" cuz - you know - eventually you will call him that. Quote Close, but it involved another bodily function last night. ON THE BED!!!! Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it.
  21. You are wise beyond your years my friend.Wink Never been accused of that before. Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it.
  22. Wish I knew, too. Think he got into a battle that could never be won. What a loser. Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it.
  23. Whodoyathink? Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it.
  24. I want to name him CAM, because when you look at his feet they remind me of a chameleon's. But SOMEBODY doesn't like the idea, does she? Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it.