RoysPlayThing

Okay, now chopchop... don't even try to be throwing a poor little turtle out of a plane to get the outcome of it's speed!! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Mike? .... Don't you have a family to corrupt? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

bungee jumping.. Over or Under? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

POST YOUR POEM THATS CORRUPT FOR A XMAS FUNNY....HERE IS MINE... twas the night before xmas, and all through the house... My whole crazy family, Has slept with my spouse. The stockings were hung, In hopes Nick would show... But we already knew, That St. Nick had a hoe. So all we could wonder, Was if she was good.. If failing his job, Really made him feel good. So I ran to my bed, To hop on my man... When I tripped over wine corks, And fell on my can. Then noises were mustered, From up in the sky... I saw it was Santa, So I sprang from my guy. Just wait there a minute, I told my Boy Toy... You know-The chopchop, The one known as Roy. I think Santa brought me, The gift that I need... Please show me my gift- Santa finally agreed. Here's your request, Here is that thing.. Here is the flying device- that I bring. With smiles that never- was witnessed before.. I ripped up the wrappings, And then head for the door. A rig with some tickets, In colors of red... Were second to wishes- Skydiving ahead!! So Santa got something, I'm not shy to say... To video chopchop & me- In the hay!! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Shannon's having a party? Here we were gonna just sit home, watch DVDs and get fucked up tonight.. Woohoo!! I got boy toy getting all dressed up now to go to Shannon's.. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Hey! My Boy Toy has a very cute bum, Thank you very much! I do accept bribes to take a sneak pic and post it. lol _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Jacuzzi swim or climb? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

skinny dip jog or bike ride? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Jenga Truth or Dare? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

body paint! Mud Bath or Mud Wrestling? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Thank you for all your kind words, but lets face it ... My 33 year old Ass is not as pleasing to the eye as the professional pic of the 19 year old! ...Damn-it! Guess we all have to go and get old! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

slurp fire or water? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

OK.. I felt guilty for posting a fake pic of my bum.. here is a real one.. same pose but not near as nice a picture.. edited to add the picture.. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Okay... Here is a couple of my serious ones... WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME I noticed when you look at me, Your eyes do more than glance- You show me sweet elation, Through eyes of sweet romance. When you look into my eyes again, You're holding me completely.. A hundred gazes gifts one sole, Calls out to me so sweetly. You reach my heart without a word- You hold my love in view... A moment in your silent stare- Your eyes in shades of blue. So when my eyes look back at you, This rare love we have found.. My eyes will show you only love, My love for you- Profound. I hold you for a moment, But think of you so much.. I wait to be beside you- I'm waiting for your touch. I noticed when you look at me- This chance of life-was gifted.. A sign of hope for broken soles... A pain our love has lifted. By Lany G. .... And Another .... (BTW ... These are going in my book.. I just have to take the time to finish my editing) .... EMPATHY A thousand words cannot compare, To all the moments two can share. And all the moments lived apart, Is living in each lovers heart. Remembering our hearts would race, When holding in our loves embrace. The caring that our touch would show, The tears I felt when you would go. The dreams of things that we would do, But at that time we never knew... That love so strong would have to end, It isn't read in notes we send. For all the love you left in me, My sudden switch of empathy. For reasons why you had to go, Today I understand- and know. I miss what we had everyday, I miss your touch in everyway. I truly hope that you'll succeed, With all the things you want & need. A love with you- I won't regret, A time of love I won't forget. I hold you in my heart for good, As long as God believes I should. By Lany G. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

soulmate loose or tight? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

'you can't loose something you never had' _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Big happy New friend or old friend? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Good offense quick or slow? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Honey sister or brother? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Ok.. I added myself and plaything to the list.. edited to put purplebadger back in his rightful slot. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Like ya cake or candy? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Jump on swim or float? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

tehe he he he! ... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Congrats to you both! ... My babies brought more joy to my life than anything I have ever experienced.

scuba dive angry or sad? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.