RoysPlayThing

I wish I could! Have to take up my windsurfing sport instead. (I get free lesson!

Yes! He is doing it again!! What should we do about this?? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

OOOOhhhh!! I want a cute toy!! HMMMMM..... I'm going to start looking .... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

NOT NAKED.. BUT MY FRIEND ALANA TOOK THE PIC. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

[B]THE REAL BUM PIC!!! [/B] _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

[How can i say no to you?! Damn, now the pressure is on.

Okay, ... Who, Who ... did he just piss off?! ... Let me at'em! someone got something to say about our sex life, let me challenge Him/Her ... to answers on the postings!! ... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

I was thinking about that, but I wanted to punish him, not kill him! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

That was my choice! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

LMAO!! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Today while having a xmas shopping spree with chopchop, he said I was a monkey-butt! should this be taken as a put down? And what do you think I should do about it?? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Sure.... I actually just made it up... So you can add, or eliminate on your taste. All I did was chopped up some pieces of the turkey (white and dark meat) into small cm pieces, about two cups worth. Then I added 4 eggs. Then I added italian seasoning.. Garlic Salt or powder.. Paprika.. dried parsley.. about a teaspoon of olive oil... Tabasco Sauce.. and crushed ritz crackers for the breadcrumbs..(any breadcrumbs will do, about a half cup of them) and a tablespoon of margarine. I just mixed it and squished it all together. patted and shaped into like hamburger patties. Put a little olive oil & some more italian seasoning directly in the pan on medium to medium low heat. Heat both sides till brown, top with a little cheese of your choice while still hot, and Walla!! ... Yummy Turkey Pancakes! .... Yum, Yum!!

I was thinking about you two the other night. We should get together soon Chop Chop before I move away. And I want to meet RoysPlayThing too. Oh and BTW, my reserve is finally repacked Thanks Jen It would be nice to meet you too.... Where are you moving to? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

QuoteQuoteChopChop wants RoysPlayThing / RoysPlayThing wants BoyToy, her kids more often & ChopChop to slam her up against the wall & f@#$ her unmercifully ... is that about right? I agree with this totally! ... You must have got my point. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

I don't know what all that Thanksgiving shit was... but it gave me the runs.... and Shannon gained 5 pounds!! we weighed her before, and after! ... ... holly shit! ... I'm not stepping on the scale! Could you imagine the poundage after a Roy made Thanksgiving!! ... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!

HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? .... (This is very informational, I might Add) .... WHAT PORNS WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE: 1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket. 10. All women are noisy fucks. 11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other (and the girl isn't disgusted)! 16. Double penetration makes women smile. 17. Asian men don't exist. 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth. 19. There's a plot. 20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt. 21. Nurses suck patients cocks. 22. Men always pull out. 23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you. 24. Women never have headaches...or periods. 25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it". 26. Assholes are clean. 27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned. 28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there. 29. Men don't have to beg. 30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip......Okay... Now here are my responses: 5. is True 7. Close 8. Usually 9. True 10. Just me 12. mine are 18. Is just 'Wrong'! 20. Oh yeah! 25. It doesn't hurt. 26.Mine is! 27. Whats wrong with that?! 28. I get happily surprised! 29. My man don't!! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

And just what is wrong with number one?? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

LMAO!! ... But I beg to differ! I'm not that way

ChopChop wants BoyToy, his kids more often & RoysPlayThing / RoysPlayThing wants ChopChop in a new position Ummm...I couldn't find a new position that chopchop and I haven't tried.. Can I wish for chopchop to just slam me up against the wall more often and have his way with me, or is that to much to ask? .... Lets take into consideration that I will enjoy it very much. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about Wish I could get some of that lovin Hmmm

Lany, as I recalled, you didn't want to post pics of your real naked bum. Answer: I figured it was no big deal..I am very comfortable with nudity. I hope that you don't feel that you have to prove anything to anyone. Anser: NEVER thought that once. As long as your BF likes your body (and it's obvious that Roy's thrilled! ), that's all that matters. Reply: Theres no problem VanillaSkyGirl, I just posted it all in fun. I really was trying to see how close I could get to the original pic ... I got possessed with this position! ... J/K ... You know, girlie, I think that people truly understand that it was just a joke when you posted those other pics. Right now, I feel a little bad now for "outing" you, which lead you to feel that you had to post your pic in this thread. I hope that you haven't compromised your integrity or anything. Of course, it is a wonderful thing...to be comfortable with nudity. HEY! I am 32, so I take offense to that statement! We "old chicks" aren't so bad, Lany. Also, Viking is right, you can't compare your pic to one with a model using a professional photographer. I'm sure that everyone has heard that all those glam shots in the magazines are retouched. Personally, I've met many models (male and female) due to my line of work, and they look more "normal" in real life. Your pic looks fine (we are all our worst critics!), but there are probably plenty of tricks that Viking could share with you to make your bum look even more "shapely" in pics. Before anyone asks me, I will NOT post pictures of my nude bum...no matter how nice that it may or may not be. I share personal things online in my posts sometimes, but I am certainly under no obligation to share ALL of myself with the world. Bye for now!

Lany, thats a very nice pic butt we need to get you off of the one jump thing to show any credibility towards truly owning such a nice ass. Also, a little pride in one's self rather than someones toy. Okay..... Anyone up to helping me pay for my skydiving teachings that are needed to give me this credibility?? ... ... And BTW, the toy thing is an inocent setiment between two lovers that understand we are not really toys, but sexual beast. ....... Okay then!....ShaddUp!! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

shit & spit come to bed with plaything... or sleep on the couch? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

And chopchop.... You 'cum' across so well! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.