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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You just could not help it could you? Now that damn song will be stuck in my head! I was ignoring the snow outside till you posted this. Thanks!

Sweet pics. Good post. Something truly worth reading. Thanks

1. Noone on earth packs slower than I do (and my lines are color coded!) 2. I would rather spend the time drinking a coke/chatting with friends. 3. I pack so slow you could drive to pheonix from tuscan and back and I might have the canopy flaked. I'll practice my packing at home when there is no rush and try to learn better techniques and increase my speed. Once I can get my pack job down to fifteen 20 minutes I will pack for myself and save the 20 bucks for 4 pack jobs and get another jump. When it takes as long as I do a four jump day becomes and exhausting experience and I always feel rushed. Ruins the fun. And fun is what it is all about. Or am I mistaken?

Hey, I was born in Jackson Memorial Hospital in MIAMI FLORIDA. I lived in Broward/Dade County (What is referred to as South FLorida) till I was 28. Winter for me consisted of Christmas Temperatures ranging from 30 to 88 degrees. I had not anything below 40 in Florida since the mid to late 80's. I have Tropical blood and I am not ashamed to admit it. I love high heat and live for high humidity. I like my air to be so thick with moisture you can cut it and I like the sun to burn through even the toughest of skin. I DO NOT grill in temperatures below my age which is currently 32.5. Here in Mid Ohio it is currently 17 degrees with a wind chill making it 3 degrees. You may very well live in an area where it is -123 with a wind chill around -200 and be very happy to bundle up in 200 layers to grill a burger or a steak. You enjoy. You ever come my way, make it Spring/Summer/Fall and I will grill you some of the best burgers/steaks/veggies you ever had. But you come by here in winter and the grill is closed!

Riccotta Cheese, Mushrooms, A sweet home made vinegarette, Pic-A-Paw steak sauce, onions, garlic , a little egg to make it stick together, salt and pepper (fresh ground pepper corns-yes it matters) and a nice open flame. Use 1/3 pound to make each pattie and flatten to desired thickness. So much juice and flavor. Oh baby c'mon spring time so I can get my grill going again! Sometimes I use some coke (cola you knuckleheads) for a different taste.

Only problem with this is that we are talking about something we all know can happen. We all know that at any jump, no matter who jumps it, there could be a need for a cut away that results in both the main and the reserve D-bag/pilotchute being lost. Better make sure you only loan it to people who can actually afford to pay for it. I still say do not loan what you cannot afford to loose.

Now you've gone and done it. Nothing about this thread have I found offensive. Then you go and say whomped. Now I am thoroughly pissed. How un PC can you possibly be? I mean honestly, who says whomped anyway? What is wrong you? You should be whomped. And when you are done being whomped you should be whomped some more. And just for poops and snorts I think your dog should be whomped and if you do not have a dog you should be whomped again. And then the closest dog to you should be whomped, unless of course the dog has eaten a cat in the last three days, then it should be rewarded, then whomped. Let the whompings begin! Offensive. Truly Offensive. I am astounded. Now I must let out my frustration by whomping my wife! Oh wait, now that would be humping. Got my verbs mixed up. and like you I am ROTFLMAO! and I think I just pissed myself once again You people and your funny posts are beginning to give me serious doubts about my ability to maintain bladder control.

It is a personal preference. Though I had no problem with dating a much older woman, hell I preferred it, I personally would not have married a woman ten years my senior and I hated dating girls younger than me at all. It is about where you are in life. In most cases, a person who is 20 is heading a very different direction than a person who is 30 or 40. Sometimes, as in my brother's case, the younger one is more mature than most of their contemporaries or has atleast moved on to a different stage/direction and the age difference does not matter. I am willing to guess that this is not the norm and that is why so many of these couples with such vast age differences end in divorce/break up. At some point the older woman is going to grow tired of the little boy she is dating and want something more substantial. To each his/her own. There is something to be said about being a twenty year old guy and dating a forty year old woman Sexual peaks being what they are and all.

Sweet! You got a PM coming!

That is SAWEET!! My youngest daughter is dying for that! We are to to the tunnel in Florida over Spring Break so she can play! Hope she likes it.

My first vehicle was those things at the end of my arms and legs. What are they called again? I do not remember the make and model. Then I moved on to a larger version of the things on my legs. After that I decided that it was better to use a tricycle. Again do not remember the make and model

Actually take the price you paid for the original camera and then add to that the price of the new one then subtract the 200 dollars you sold the old one for and now you have the amount you ACTUALLY spent! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Love to ruin joy-de-veaver! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

yeah, but were any of the skydivers honestly homosexual?! ......... I haven't heard anyone say homosexual in a long time.... ....and I'm from San Francisco! You HEARD dome say homosexual? Or did you READ that someone TYPED homosexual?

Hmm my wife is an older woman but only by 4 years so that does not count. My brother on the other hand married a woman that was 42 when he was 21! That was the year they married! She's the same age as our MOM!

I am sorry but I am a firm believer in this philosphy: If you cannot afford to give something away, or loose it, then do not lend it. When you lend something you run the risk of it being lost or damaged while in that person's possession. I NEVER loan anything I cannot afford to loose. If the friend offers to replace it then I accept the offer, but if they do not, I accept the risk I took. On the other hand if the shoe is on the other foot adn I borrow something and it becomes lost or damged I work hard to replace it. In either case I assume all responsibility and that allows replaceable money or possesions to never get in the way of friendship which is irreplaceable. Of course for this reason I borrow and loan very few things, but when I do I follow this principle completely.

Well to honestly answer your question requires a lot of extrapolated data. It is also one of incredible effort through tuning into forces beyond comprehension in a unviersal attempt to define existence and identity. To truly know whether one exist, one must truly know what existence is and since even the wisest of philosphers and soothsayers have never been able to truly and conclusively define existence it stands to reason that the burden you have placed upon us all is one that only God Himself can carry and that you ask not what you know not. Furthurmore the power of the spoken word being what it is you can either say I exist and thus make it true or say I do not and thus negatie my presence if only in your own mind. However if you prick me I do bleed and if you feed me beans I do fart. This is enough for me, I must therefore exist even if it is only in the form of Methane and plasma. And since I made you laugh you can say that I therefore exist even if it is only in the sound of one hand clapping.

No I do not have to lift a leg, I have to rummage through the hair and sometimes I mistake one for my manhood (or would that be called boyhood?)

33 but I started in Oct and last jumped in Dec(only 2) Living in Ohio and adding to the fact that the first 25 jumps cost me 2500 smackers AND I bought my own Alti, Suit and rig bringing the grand total spent on skydiving to date to $6,738 for the year I say 33 ain't bad. Allowing for the same expenditures on jumps this year I could reasonably expect to see 320 jumps for the year. However I plan on going to Eloy, WFFC, and the boogie in Chicago so let's say my goal is 250 and I hope to have my C license so I can go to AerOhio's Keys trip in Jan 2005!

Someone told me that they heard from someone close to RPT that she has Walleye vision making things look larger than they actually are and that she has a diminished capacity to feel and delusions of extacy so she cannot tell from contact either making it entirely possible that chop chop got chopped in a freak "wood" cutting accident and she did not notice!

I heard Chop Chop got his name because he got chopped if you know what I mean. Or was it just cursed by God?

Oh I do but no way I post it. My kids outnumber me and might get even.

Had to do the rest in another post . The last one was when we all went bald! One of us was sick and so the others went bald to make them feel better. It worked

Okay so here I go. I am posting a few because well, I am crazy about my kids and so you should be too . The first three are of my oldest. The next three are of my youngest daughter. Finally, the last three are of my son, the youngest of all.

Association vs. Causation. Ever heard of it? I wrote a paper in college just a couple of years ago showing that there was too many factors to determine which factor caused the decrease in gun related crimes. Hey in fact I wrote another paper showing the increase in divorced families correlating to the increase of violent crime amongst juveniles. All based on GOVERNMENT statistics from the census bureau and DOJ statistics. I could just as easily wrote one saying the exact opposite I bet. I could have wrote the increase in Oil prices has caused a significant increase in juvenile crime because they cannot afford to drive on dates and now have too much free time. Hey look at Strossel's article, we do have more free time. But just because the two occur at a similar point in time does not mean that one causes the other.This is what economists call Association vs. Causation. There are far too many unknowns out there. Hell we could look at the increase in Homeschooling Parents over the past ten years and say that that has caused a significant decrease in the violent crime rate. Association vs. Causation. Live it, learn it, love it. All I do know is the I have a constitutional right to bear arms and arm bears. Give me my CCL please. And when ARE we gonna make a firearm that our bears can handle?

Asian Prince!? HAH! More like Asian Micheal Jackson! This is too damn funny! Who thinks up this crap?