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What the fuck is that shit?? Guys can't be scared of spiders. It IS the mans job to kill the spiders!! Um no wrong answer. See, spiders are the only thing that it is okay for a man to fear. In fact, it is a not so well known law that women are obligated to kill spiders . Men have to do all the other types of protecting, but when it comes to spiders, that is a woman's job. okay, is it me or has my fear of spiders come out loud an clear?
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Whether you agreed with him or not (I did), there is no question that he had dignity and was a strong President. He was well iked by even his adversaries. THat says something about them him. I, for one, would love to see his kind of character come back to the White House.
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ROFMLFAO!! True. Except I was not bragging about my penis.
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Bwahahahaha I loved that shit... "Off we go into the wild blue yonder.... riding high into the sky...". Amazing what singing the AIR FORCE song does to ARMY instuctors.... BWAHAHAHAHA Drop and give me 10.... shit I was already used to 25.. so the 10 was a piece of cake. Try this one When I went through Airborne Training 50% of my unit went through at once. We had almost 300 Marines in our training company. Needless to say we took over the cadences. "Bring it on down? 1 2 3 4 1-2 3-4?" We said screw that shit and with the loudness and espirit de-corp only 300 Marines can muster we said 1 2 3 4 UNITED STATES MARINE CORP! Was probably the best most fun I had as a Marine. Yeah they dug our dicks in the dirt but with 299 of your buddies egging you on, you took the black hats shit with a smile on your face. Hell we even egged them on for more. I think they were glad to see us go.
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What the Men-had sex with another woman option? It's there in more than triplicate.
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"LIttle Buddies"? Speak for yourself. But yeah, first jump I ever did I had a legstrap-over-nut malfunction. I think I actually cried. I will dance and wiggle and do whatever it takes to keep one of the boys from getting squished under the leg strap. Like everyone said, get the boys outta the way and tighten up the legstraps and you will be good to go.
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This is getting scary! Now I thought the post from Kansas was from Weegegirl and I was just going to poke fun of bertusgert in his thread for not being able to tell. I'm loosing it!
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Jim, now that is classy. You rock bro. I will remember that if I ever encounter the situation.
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I have to disagree here. As an Airborne qualified Marine I loved what I did. It was the only requirement I had of my job when I joined the Marines. Specifically, I said to my recruiter, "I don't care what I do as long as I get to jump from planes." Boy did he see me coming. Anyway. Airborne scholl is an entirely volunteer school. He chose to do it, whatever his "right reasons". I think that has nothing to do with this guys problem. Some people just want to argue and fight. They want to find any reason to make you seem smaller than them. It was his feeble attempt to belittle someone he saw as less than him. The plain truth he was a pathetic dingleberry desperately trying not to get wiped away from the world's ass by the paper of mediocrity.
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Okay so now you not only like getting smacked by guys, you like smacking guys? Your sick man edit to add, could you smack me again. Bwahahahahaaaaaaa!
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You think that would be the only difference? I'm thinking other things might stand out like the location of your "protruding parts". Maybe the fact that weegegirl is far prettier? Oh and I am sure Wrongway does not have a deep desire to kiss you Then again one never knows . . .
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yeah when I hit 1000 I was surprised at how easy they went on me. If it had been me doing the pieing there would have been much more of a mess. But damn did that stuff stink the whole way home. I thought I got it out of my hair but all I did was dilute it into this weird smelling hair stiffener. Thanks for not covering me in manure though!
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You need to go to the canopy course. You told SGC you'd be there. Very tacky to cancel just because a "better party" came along. What if everyone canceled the class and scott miller comes to SGC for nothing? There will be other boogies ya know.... unfortunately, i really have to agree with sunshine. i know phree can't make it to the party for the same reason. and paulie is still going to be down at sgc. there will be good times had there too. you will be missed, but you should go to the canopy course. damn, i hate morals! Well I could use the training, so . . . guess I will have to miss the party folks. Know that I will be there in spirit, partially.
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Okay so I am looking at the dates for this thing and I have been tossing and turning all night. Why? Because this is Scott Miller's Canopy course Weekend at SGC and I have been totally planning on going. But Now I have been commanded by powers that be that I must go to this party. What should I do? Should I take a vote? Should I toss a coin? Throw a dart? Suggestions? Comments? . . . .
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As a duly appointed Pop Tart person, consider it done. YOu are now the new pop tart spokeswoman. Wanna go make out now?
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me too!
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Dude you were a freaking blast man. Just remind not to drive with you and marcus again! And you wouldn't think so with all the fun outstanding jumps I did, but I am actually jealous about this one.
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The weather just didn't cooperate for us to get to jump. Definately get ya next time. I'll see ya sooner than you think. Saweet!!!!!!!!!!!
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the link is still bad
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23 easy
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Dude, I'm there, especially since you'll be healed by then.
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Absolutely kick ass weekend! SGC Boogie rawked! nunyah:12:7 got three jumps on Friday and 9 on Saturday. And yep you read it right . . . 7 firsts! 1st CASA Jump and 1st Hybrid (same jump) 1st Tracking Dive 1st Speed Star dive 1st High Speed Casa Jump 1st raft jump 1st jump with ten or more people. Oh and 1st hug from Sunshine. Next time we jump, Sunny one. This weekend was an absolute blast. Next time I am staying the whole weekend. And I took care of my beer dues with a bottle of Tequila and a bottle of Jack.
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Ditto here. Thanks so much Lee. I was glad to actually meet Jim and you both. You two are classy people! Thanks for being such gracious hosts.
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I wish I could be there for memorial day but homework calls. This weekend was awesome. Without question the best time I have had skydiving. Hybrid, speed star, HIGH SPEED CASA JUMP, raft jump, tracking dive, etc. I got 9 jumps on saturday alone! Bertusgert, hazard, Downwind, Weegegirl, WrongWay, Kramer, Sunshine, PeachSouthern, CountryScrub you guys are great! And anyone else I met if I forgot to put you down it is only because I met so many people this weekend I am having a hard time remembering everyone. (Or I did not catch your dz.com monicer) Those of you I got to jump with, thanks for the jumps! And those who didn't, not going to mention any names you KNOW who you are, be ready to jump when I come to Tecumseh. Man I wish I could have stayed for the whole time! I had a blast!
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Is this bonus question too hard for 6th graders?
sdgregory replied to lewmonst's topic in The Bonfire
As a bonus question covering material they know I think it is fine. Your really good mathematicians will get it and those who either have no love/skill/brain for math won't. Totally fair. I think I'll use it on my kids since we homeschool. Sounds like a good test question, hehehehe.