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Brilliant PS job! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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This is a trick, right? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Now that shit's funny. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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You should have been in the DZ.com tent when we saw Bill walking in with that extra reserve handle. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Ooo...what body parts on your SO drive you WILD?
Kris replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
I like it all, but I'm especially fond of that sexy curve in the small of her back and her long legs. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ -
*high-fiving you* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Rose rocks! She's even cuter in person.
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I think we dated once. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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A kiss to her forehead or lips followed by a "G'night, precious" while looking into her eyes.
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I made me and the woman some shrimp, sauteed in garlic, spices, and butter with some 6-cheese marinara over angel hair pasta with french bread. Dessert was key lime pie. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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That's not a petition. It's a poem with some names at the bottom. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Mmmm....that was good popcorn. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Nice one, FFF...I was waiting for you to pop back into this thread and lay the smackdown upon those who doubt the Polar Bear. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Uh-Oh....I'd better grab some popcorn for this one. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Wasn't it the aluminum oxide paint they used on the Hindenburg that made it so volatile when it went up? Not merely just the hydrogen itself? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Good question. Look for all 4 corners of the slider and make sure you can see roughly 4 corners to the canopy. Even when my canopy snivels I can see that slider quite easily. It helps if your have a contrasting slider color though. If you can see those, it's probably not a streamer. However, if it snivels for more than 5-6 seconds, it's probably not going to open. It could be a tension knot, slider hangup....just don't mess with it past your hard deck. A good frame of mind to keep yourself in is that your hard deck is sacred. If you don't have a landable canopy over your head by that altitude then it's time to get one. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Yeah, I've been known to do some manscaping to my important bits. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Who is the "Warren Miller" of Skydiving?
Kris replied to JoeG's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Go to the Bonfire, there's a link to the glossary at the top. -
Who is the "Warren Miller" of Skydiving?
Kris replied to JoeG's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Don't forget Tom Sanders. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ -
Mouth to mouth? Heh...Seth, you're gifted, my friend. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathe* *breathe* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Can you feel the sympathy yet? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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You ain't had good eatin' till you've had some laser BBQ. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Absolutely! Get your blonde butt down here, cutie! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Sorry bro, I'm sick of sardine can Cessnas for awhile. But keep up the good fight. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Manufacturers set too short brake lines?
Kris replied to druspork's topic in Swooping and Canopy Control
That's a good test, Derek. I'm also amazed by those that never look up at their lines to see how much bow is in them, or to see how much toggle input is needed before the tail starts deflecting. It only took me about 3 jumps to get my Stiletto control lines dialed in just how I needed it. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™