Kris
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If I'm not mistaken, this is a common thing in Australia and I think they even have an award for it. I can't remember if everyone brings their own or if it's passed around the formation though.... Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Does anyone else really Like the New 05 Mustang design?
Kris replied to Viking's topic in The Bonfire
Yeah, but this does it faster and it's a hell of a lot less cash. --> Mmmmm....Hayabusa! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ -
Good answer, RoadRash... Hmmm...kinky is in the eye of the beholder, but floggers, leather cuffs, gags, collars, ropes (mmm....shibari), corsets on a woman, latex, and wax....those aren't kinky, that's just a damn good start.
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Fuck me gently with a chainsaw...do I look like mother Theresa to you?! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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They're movie quotes, Bill.....work with me here... Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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If I got that money, I'd give it all to the homeless. Every cent. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Well, at least one of their fathers loved his dead gay son. ESKIMO!!! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Sheena.....step away from the copy of "Heathers". Next thing you know, you'll be asking our opinions on Ikluga bullets. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Did you try alcohol before you were legally old enough?
Kris replied to Shotgun's topic in The Bonfire
I drank like a fish from 15 through 21 with many a night that I can't remember. Once I turned 21 though I rarely drank. To this day a 6-pack lasts me about a month and it's naptime after 2 beers. Yeah, I'm a cheap date these days. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ -
You owe me a new keyboard...this one has soda all over it! Bwaaaahahahaha! Okay, lemme' analyze this pic: Notice Sunny's smile. It says she's a good sport, but she's hoping she doesn't wet herself. Now look at eeneR's smile... It's like a female Satan, happy after a tasty morsel just landed on her web. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Yeah, no kidding, Dave.... 90-degree turns at 45 jumps?! Sheesh. Skyhighkiy, I stronly recommend a few hundred jumps and an immdeiate round of canopy coaching from Scott Miller or the west coasters before giving out that kind of info. You're a crater waiting for a grid reference at this point in time. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Holy crap...how could I forget Mouth's mouth!!!!? I'll never forget hearing her clear as day while she was on the other side of the 17-way we were building at Raeford last year. I was under canopy doubting my sanity, wondering if I had really heard that when I realized that it was Lisa, after all, that we were talking about. The lung and decibel capacity on that woman is pure supernatural talent. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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SWEET! I am sooo ordering that! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Ummm... like this? Err....ummmm....ahem.....I WAS FRAMED!!! Mouth, sweetie...I dunno about you, but your monkey hugs always bring a smile to my face, Georgia peach. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Ivan, for fuck's sake, man! That link was two years old! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Such a good girl!!! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I do a trash psycho pack on my Stiletto. I flake out the cells, grab em' in one hand and give it a good shake to throw the lines in order. Then I quarter the slider, pull the tail up, then throw it on the ground & roll it up. As long as I make sure the slider is against the stops and keep the lines in the center it always opens on-heading for me. As for stows, I use tube stows and leave about 18-20 inches between the last stow & riser. Strong stows (except for the locking stows) aren't anywhere near as important as making sure your stows are symmetrical. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Bet on it! We're also dragging Sunny and Mary out to Freebirds....I haven't had Freebird's since the Brazos Boogie....I need my fix, dammit! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Nah...more like a purple, very well-fed vulture. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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*twitch* *twitch* *running to put some Marilyn Manson and Oakenfold in my playlist before my head caves in* Thank god I'm bringing my own music to listen to at the AOT boogie. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Dave, I like ya'....but I don't like anyone that much. Weezer is as close as I'll come to that one. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Heh...I'm the same way...I love my MP3 phone. Default: NIN - Ringfinger Sunshine: Katrina & The Waves - Walking on Sunshine Daizey: BananaPhone! Dad: WAV file of Darth Vader saying, "I am your father!" Phreezone: Seal - Crazy Aggie Dave: Weezer - Dukes of Hazzard Theme Wingnut: Chevelle - Forfeit Misslmperfect: WAV file from Clerks, "I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am" Jessica: Divynls - I touch myself Stacy: Jimmy Buffet - Margaritaville SkymonkeyOne: Offspring - The Worst Hangover Ever Casie: Orbital - Halycon & On & On Vallerina: Wedding March The current GF: Prince - Darling Nikki My Boss: Star Wars - Imperial March No caller ID: NIN - I Do Not Want This Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Corbin, period. That's what I've always put on my sportbikes. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Jeffrey, really...get a few more years in the sport and get back to me on this one, okay? And Racenic, with 5 years in, should really know better. Tonto, Remi, and Happythoughts have it correct. And notice that they've been around the sport awhile... Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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*shaking head* And you do realize that the vast majority of injuries go unreported, right? Sorry, if you think skydiving is safe, you're not quite getting it. You can't even begin to compare skydiving to driving. That's comparing apples and elephants. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™