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Hey Folks. I was wondering if anyone else out there had any skydiving art. I'm not talking about videos or photographs of skydiving (although they can be artistic). I'm more thinking of drawings, paintings, sculpture, etc. A scan of a painting I have is attached, or you can follow this link to view it (and other misc. art) on my website. Sadly, this may tarnish my image as an uncivilized idiot. Don't worry, I'll resume that soon enough.
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Chris, they aren't fighting words. Clay just has a fixation with my relatives. Of course, they aren't very concerned. With a penis like Clay's you can't even have penetration. Justin
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You're too cute to be out of focus! Need a photographer for some new pictures? Justin
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Maybe they were those old "Party Ball" things that you can't buy any more. Justin
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Clay said: How open did you get, and how many times, you little he-bitch?
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Of course it fell under beer! He had them implant 40oz malt liquor bottles. Justin
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The science geeks are amused! Justin
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Here is a write-up I did after my first jump. Justin
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I understand about shrinking and stretching, but I didn't think that would be much of an issue right after having the window put in and the kill line marked. When I'm packing, I just manually make sure the pc is cocked. But if I give my rig to a packer, it gets more confusing. They see a window, but no indicator, even if they did cock it. I was just contemplating re-marking it for clarity, and looking for pros and cons. Thanks! Justin
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Wow. This might help us folks that are not the best packers. It takes me awhile to sort the groups out. Color-coding the line groups would definitely help. I think I'll take the old Sharpies to the DZ with me this weekend and do a little bit of careful coloring.
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Record Attempt Info: The record attempt will be on Saturday, since some people are only going to be there the one day. (Wusses!) The official starting time is 11:00. We will end when we have crushed the Texas 8-way record, or the beer light comes on, whichever comes first. The meeting place is on the deck in front of the Long Delay Cafe. We will probably meet up there then head elsewhere for load organizing. At that time, the least clueless person will be volunteered as the organizer. We'll try to have announcements made on the PA system. As a former Cross Keys manifestor, Stacy will be in charge of busting in and making the announcements. Door! Justin
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Both. Justin
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Once again, illustrating why you never hook up. Not that I'm am trying to do that in this instance. Of course, Sis is WELL WORTH hooking up with, but off limits to me.
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Wingnut, That is a website I wouldn't hang out viewing, whether I was at work or not. Trouble in the making. While it isn't my website, I can't speak for Clay. Maybe he is more of a talented artist than we all thought. But I don't think so. I think this is Clay's website .
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Sounds more like a sugar daddy than a sponsor, but who cares as long as they pay for your gear! Congrats. Justin
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Yeah! I can't speak for the other usual knuckleheads, but I promise I won't even try to make fun of you.
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I should have expected a bit of friendly caution to be lost on a jarhead. At least get her to sneak you in the house quietly Justin
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You too? Surprising how many younger guys like substantially older women. You should be careful though. My dad is 6'4" and was an MP.
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Well, DUH! Of course that is what the B stands for. And the S is for the sofa. Yes, it sure would. And since she is now 7 months pregnant, there ain't as much of the bed left as an LZ anyway. Did I just say that? [disclaimer] Before any of the ladies vow to castrate me if they ever meet me, I'm only joking. I think it is great that my wife is pregnant and I don't give her any shit for getting bigger. She has a baby in there, not bonbons. [/disclaimer] Justin
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Correct! You are now in a no-win situation.
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Kelli, You're right. That is damned unfair. You can come to Maryland and BASE jump all you want... right off the headboard into the bed. I wouldn't even care about the size of your rig. Justin
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In some cases, a mind is a terrible thing to use. Justin
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I did very poorly on the test, but I did correctly answer for every beer actually worth drinking. Justin
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I hear ya Phree. I have that same issue. There wouldn't be any way to explain that away. If Clay, Skreamer (and now Kingbunky) get caught on their favorite porn sites, they could just tell their coworkers they have part-time jobs as veterinarians. Justin
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Kingbunky, Damn, man! You are scaring me and exciting Clay! How do you know about that stuff? Justin