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[Impatience] Gee.... All this money burning a hole in my pocket. All those t-shirts waiting to be bought. All those boobies to be saved. All we need is details on how and what to buy! [/Impatience] Justin

What's with the restraint recently, Remster? [looks both way to make sure Skreamer isn't around] Give in to your urges. Indulge yourself. Go ahead and post what you wanted to. [/Skreamer check] Back to your regularly scheduled drivel.

I've heard a certain 4-way team could give you some pointers on that. Justin

Were those the ones hosted by Gilbert Godfried? Those were the worst damned movies ever, that I watched again, and again, and.... Justin PS And what was the female host's name? Rhonda.. something?

Me too. Bastards!

Dave, You trying to tell me I need more fiber in my diet or something? Justin

Have you been able to sustain it for a reasonable length of time without returning to that diet? Justin

I eat a lot less meat than I used to, and have shifted more from beef toward chicken, but I'll never cut it out completely. Fish and other seafood are good too, but they are a lot more expensive. My biggest dietary issue right now is trying to eat more freshly-prepared foods, instead of pre-packaged or fast foods. I've actually done pretty well with that. If I make something myself, I can control the ingredients, where you get tons of junk otherwise. I'm no organic-food nut, but I don't like having tons of artificial sweeteners, salt and preservatives in absolutely everything I eat. The homemade stuff also just tastes a lot better. My $.02 for those that do become vegan/vegetarians, is to work really hard to get all the various elements into your diet. For example, I've known a lot of veggies that could never give blood because they were perpetually anemic. Justin

Aw, cum on, Remster... what was your joke? Justin

So does he only get it up to half-mast?

I hope that your wife is Poopsie, and not Booger.

Even in Canadian dollars.

That would be a sure sign of the apocalypse. Skreamer's Rules: Anyone locking a thread about sheep will be banished. Anyone making fun of the veterinary sciences will be banished. Anyone inferring that Clay's animal husbandry skills are better than Skreamer's will be shot. Any picture posted to the forum that does not have a furry, 4-legged animal will be deleted. People making references to mad cow disease (except in conjunction with the British Women's 4-way team) will be barred from posting for 30 days. No more calling Skreamer's girlfriend "Lamb Chop". Justin

You get the name of a condom manufacturer as your first name? That is a porn star name. Justin

Skreamer, I've got to hand it to you... that is f-in brilliant! You have yourself a woman to cook, clean, do laundry... and take good medical care of your lovers! Skreamer' Significant Other, We really aren't picking on you, just him. I'm sure you are a wonderful, beautiful person. Skreamer is a good guy, but don't let him make you wear the animal costume. Justin

Childrens Book Name: Snotty Cootiebrain Porn Star Name: Killer Diamond Not too fond of either, honestly. Justin

The dartboard should have every post on it, not every username. That way, Clay has like 4x better chance of getting hit than I do.

I'd say the range for that job is about $10k lower. My guesstimate would be in the $30-40k range. It seems a little toward the gruntwork end of the spectrum. Justin

Oh yeah....To be a bit cynical... Take everything the career service people say with a grain of salt. Is that honestly their dream job? If not, and they are such experts at job placement, why are they still working there? Just a thought.

First off, here is a great website to look at: http://www.asktheheadhunter.com/articles.htm It is a guy who works as a headhunter and gives real-world advice on ways to improve your job hunt. Okay, on to your resume.... As others have said, ditch the salary requirements. They ask for that and use it as a quick screening tool. Don't give them additional reasons to circular-file your resume. If they are interested in your skills, you will get to salary soon enough. Forget the generic resume. You can have a core that doesn't change, but tailor the rest to fit each spot. They are looking for a web designer, load your resume with particulars about web design experience. Software packages, technologies and experiences. If they were looking for a network admin, emphasize those elements of your skill set. Another thing to do if you can is work your way past the personnel office. If you can get in front of the person that will actually be your manager, your chances skyrocket. Try to find out who that person is, and politely go to work on them. Send your resume, tailored for that position, directly to that person in a sealed envelope. If you pique their interest, you might stay in the running even if your resume had things that might have caused the personnel office to reject it. Justin

Remster, Don't believe it until you see her in person and interrogate her thoroughly. And him posting pictures of some babe doesn't count, because that is no proof that he even knows them, much less has a relationship with them. You can buy all sorts of pictures on the internet.

Without opposable thumbs? Damn, that IS impressive. Justin

My vote is to have Newark, New Jersey blotted out forever.

Thank god I'm not a post whore. I'm not even in the top 10. Nowhere close. Justin

Like me. Doh! Justin